@unwritten-words / unwritten-words.tumblr.com
>> so... there’s still 121 people following this blog. kinda wild, actually, considering none of you guys are porn blogs and that i haven’t been on here in forever. i’m actually going to reboot this thing, though! updating characters, new threads and stuff! i probably won’t continue anything from before my hiatus, but let’s give this thing a try anyways :)
Hey there… Long time no see. Whoops. I’ll be honest, I never meant to be away for so long. Now though… I really miss my little beans. So I moved them over to a sideblog of my personal, so I’ll be motivated to use it more often. I’ll be over at @condolences-to-good if you want me!
Hey there... Long time no see. Whoops. I’ll be honest, I never meant to be away for so long. Now though... I really miss my little beans. So I moved them over to a sideblog of my personal, so I’ll be motivated to use it more often. I’ll be over at @condolences-to-good if you want me!
@condolences-to-good asked for a starter~!
“Why did I come here again.”She asked herself with a sigh.
Autumn glances over at the sound of the woman’s voice, perking up immediately. She takes her coffee with her as she sits across from Deanna. “You came.” The statement betrays her surprise and relief as she tries to smile, looking bone-tired. “I’d gotten the impression you didn’t want to help me.”
“I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.”
Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
this is a damn lie you don’t want to live in the green area
Tag where you live!!!!‘I live in satans armpit!¡
“Ironically, tasting this blood is the most legal thing I’ve done all day.” “Stand back while I get touchy-feely with this door.” “Goddamn it guys, you’ve been in this jungle for five minutes and you’ve already given the indigenous tribes alcohol and taught them about war!” “Sir, if you have a moment, I’d like to talk to you about spiders.” “I mean, I just want to kill Rudolph.” “But I was screaming diplomatically!” “So… How’s it feel to be outshined by a bird?” “Okay, sounds like the lesbian power couple cover is a go.” “Do not hotbox the sin cube!” “Suck on that one, Anubis.” “’Punched’ is one word. ‘Fisted’ is another.” “Wow. Man arms. …. Marms.” “You know, I seem to remember you being a lot more gung-ho about this before you were on fire.” “Wait, shit, are we a cult now?” “My grandma fucked a dragon.” “You can’t kinkshame me! I’m the storyteller!” “From an architectural standpoint, we should set it on fire.” “How do you loose 10,000 oil-soaked rats?!” “My mom said you’re not allowed to kill me tonight.” “Not my brain! I use it to think! … Sometimes!” “Ah, so that’s who the butt belonged to.” “Spoiler alert, your parents are dead.” “You mean to tell me we busted a hole through the church for nothing?” “We should invent Christianity!” “We will get you tearaway pants. It’s just not our priority right now.” “So… Why did we hire the bear again?” “Where the fuck is the sexy tree?” “PLEASE don’t open any Hell portals in the car!” “Sorry ma’am, your basement is now cinders and a god of rats has cursed your family forever.” “I will eat a human femur one day, but today is not that day.” “It was in my chest cavity, I get to keep it!” “Who wants to desecrate a corpse?” “Goddamn it, you killed the sun.” “You can’t just call dibs on someone’s body parts.” “If we can fit five bodies in here, let’s fit five bodies in here.” “We are not starting a weasel slave market.” “I fell on a bullet that was going the speed of sound.” “You’re an MFD? What’s an MFD?” “Motha fuckin’ DOCTOR.” “Candles are really cheap. I’d like to buy infinite candles.” “Oh my god! They were alive when they were murdered!” “Are those monkey eggs?” “I’m going to punch the water! Fuck your hydrogen bonds!”
SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :
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❛ but officer, they were fucking with my clique. ❜ ❛ if you lose yourself, i will find you. ❜ ❛ true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together. ❜ ❛ oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory. ❜ ❛ fuck you but fuck me first. ❜ ❛ you’re cute, what is your face html? ❜ ❛ my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’ ❜ ❛ my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background. ❜ ❛ i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account? ❜ ❛ my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore. ❜ ❛ at myself, what the fuck are you doing. ❜ ❛ if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep. ❜ ❛ this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid. ❜ ❛ how do you get a nice body without moving. ❜ ❛ it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!! ❜ ❛ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened? ❜ ❛ you ever just ugh really hard? ❜ ❛ i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness. ❜ ❛ i was confident for like two minutes one time. ❜ ❛ all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next. ❜ ❛ i have my pencils and my tears ready. ❜ ❛ i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one. ❜ ❛ i avoid everyone, including the people i like. ❜ ❛ i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me. ❜ ❛ gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY! ❜ ❛ it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you. ❜ ❛ thinking about space fucks me up. ❜ ❛ my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes. ❜ ❛ i wish i could illegally download clothes. ❜ ❛ heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop. ❜ ❛ i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person. ❜ ❛ at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit. ❜ ❛ ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression. ❜ ❛ i’m fluent in talking shit. ❜ ❛ it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me. ❜ ❛ why am i better than everyone? ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments. ❜ ❛ I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME. ❜ ❛ i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves. ❜ ❛ i love learning bad things about people i don’t like. ❜ ❛ i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. ❜ ❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings. ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne. ❜ ❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜ ❛ damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you. ❜ ❛ your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am. ❜ ❛ i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole. ❜ ❛ i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch. ❜ ❛ i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself. ❜ ❛ tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t. ❜ ❛ my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’ ❜ ❛ maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always. ❜ ❛ i believe in hate at first sight. ❜ ❛ you hate me? wow, so much in common already. ❜ ❛ i’m filled with hate and useless facts. ❜ ❛ do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you? ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out. ❜ ❛ getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there. ❜ ❛ there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try. ❜ ❛ i ship me and money. ❜ ❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜ ❛ how do i get over someone i never dated? ❜ ❛ i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden. ❜ ❛ if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you. ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes, take them off. ❜ ❛ put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up. ❜ ❛ dying is taking too long. ❜ ❛ being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body. ❜ ❛ don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me. ❜ ❛ you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’ ❜ ❛ good news, everyone: dogs. ❜ ❛ if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong. ❜
example: if you send me ♬ 7, i’ll put my itunes on shuffle, skip forward seven songs and use my favorite lyric from that song.
Going from hiatus to semi-hiatus! Hello again!
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Hey guys! I’ve got some sad news.
I don’t have nearly as much time on the computer as I used to, so I’m going to have to go on hiatus. And this is sort of a high maintenance blog, too, so even if I picked this blog to run during this time, I couldn’t. So, so sorry. You can find me over on @ghostfacingadventurer, which is an indie blog, or @jacksepticeye-rp, which is a group blog.
