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“Okay, quiet now, please. And now Bartek will show us how to piss off a sniper.”

He ded.

Sergei, why

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evadotnet

how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like

“there they go wit that bs”

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schmergo

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

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thefuzzhead

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

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no language should be mocked other than french

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

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teaboot

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

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evadotnet

how are the civilians in the marvel universe surprised by anything ever like every time something happened i would just be like

“there they go wit that bs”

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