1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.
op are you ok
im a hamster now
Large emotion
It do be like that tho.
the amount of clothes on my floor is directly proportional to how depressed i am
a few socks: i’m just chilling
a crumpled pair of jeans and a few (clean) items of underwear: things could be worse
an entire floordrobe and some dirty laundry: ooh girl 😬
being a movie snob is the worst thing possible like im sorry you need neon lights and 3 minute silent staring contest scenes to get your balls to drop. watch legally blonde for some real art
Old-timey problems require old-timey solutions
the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents ascii art again
Having “rad” or “radical” in your tumblr url is like wearing a red forward facing baseball cap in public
Do not separate them.
i took safari off private mode for the first time in months and these are the only tabs i had open
Who the hell are you?
you’re not ready to find that out
u know the ones
On my Pokémon Let’s Go team I have a Clefable with a brave nature and a Gengar with a bashful nature and I am tbh Always thinking about them
on the set of Captain Marvel
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
