*Insert something witty here*

cmon girlies we’re picking out a 10k+ single chapter fic on ao3 to read stomach down head turned towards our phones held next to our pillows as we move only our thumbs to scroll until our sedatives knock us out

i keep forgetting that i have lil 8th graders and freshmen following me

uhm

dont do drugs… stay in school… walk the dog… be critical of oppressive power structures… good kid

ever since i made this post alot of 8th graders have messaged me saying “ok i wont do drugs” and im glad im having an impact on the youth

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to an animal shelter!!

I’ve never seen it put so succinctly.

This.

THIS

If someone is treating you like shit when you did NOTHING to them to deserve such behaviour you are already the ‘Bigger person’ and you don’t have to put up with it to try and prove you have the moral high ground…you ALREADY have the moral high ground

LISTENNNNNNN

i’m always a slut for thor being a hot leather daddy :3 requested by @loki-on-mjolnir

this is so relatable.

Concept: an immortal who doesn’t shy away from photos or paintings. Draws self portraits on cave walls. Photobombs everything with a pout and a suave pose. Commissions numerous portraits of themself as a literary Romantic before faking their death. Tries to be at least slightly famous every time they have a new identity. Creates a conspiracy blog linking all their past photos together before mysteriously disappearing in mysterious circumstances. Mysteriously. Usually only disappears for 10 to 20 years after “"dying”“ before making another appearance. Everyone else in the immortal community lowkey hates them. “Ah, fuck. You’ll never guess who’s resurfaced again.” “Fucking… Dave?” “Fucking Dave.”

Now I can reblog this

Wouldn’t this sort of immortal make a concept just like this one tho

…I can explain

1990 is as far away as 2042

hey. hey buddy. go fuck yourself.

Beautiful

it’s legit

AAAAAAAAAH

blu-canary:

…This is devastating.