• “Where I come from, ghosts are not to be taken lightly.”
• “You’re nothing but a spoiled child.” 
• “My hands are getting rough.”
• “This requires the perfect partner. Would you be mine?”
• “It is a monstrous love, and it makes monsters of us all.”
• “Don’t move. You’re heavily sedated.”
• “I feel as if a link exists between your heart and mine. And should that link be broken by either distance or time, my heart would cease to beat.” 
• “If you fall asleep, I won’t wake you.”
• “You couldn’t leave me. You wouldn’t.”
• “We’ve been dead for years. You and I in this rotting place.”
• “My hands — feel them. Rough. The reflection of who I am.”
• “You insist on describing the torments of love when you know nothing about them.”
• “I won’t stop until you kill me, or I kill you.”
• “Everybody has their place. I’ll make sure you find yours.”
• “I can’t be alone.”
• “Drink your tea. It’ll warm you.”
• “I’ve always closed my eyes to things that made me uncomfortable. It makes it easier.”
• “I’ve found warmth and friendship among you all.”
• “I’m sorry I interrupted your music.”
• “His blood will be on your hands.”
• “What you have is a toy and some fancy words.” 
• “No one ever looked for them. Mercy killings, really.”
• “Perfection has no place in love.”
• “The things we do for a love like this are ugly, mad, full of sweat and regret.”
• “Please trust me one more time.”
• “This is your home now. You have nowhere else to go.”
• “You promised you would not fall in love with anyone else.”
• “Ghosts are real. This much I know.”

                                                             ❛   Oh  come  now,   PRINCE PHILLIP   —-  why  so  MELANCHOLY    ?     a    w o n d r o u s    future  lies  before  you   .    you ,  the  DESTINED  HERO    of   a   charming   fairytale   come   true .

• “Playtime is over, [name]. Now it’s time to wake up.”
• “I’ll take care of everything. …Or not.”
• “Torture? Is this torture to you? Because wow, I guess you’ve never read anything about Amnesty International or Human Rights Watch, because this… this is nothing.”
• “I mean, you’re the grownup here.”
• “This is what they make those federal laws for, [name]. This is officially sick.”
• “I’ve just lived. Unlike you.”
• “I’m not going to beg you.”
• “Well, if [name] was here right now, what would you say?”
• “I’m not fucking livestock.”
• “You’ve been stalking me?”
• “I went into different chat rooms with different nicknames and you would get to know each one.”
• “Your conversational skills are really deteriorating as the day goes on.”
• “If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don’t encourage it.”
• “Those letters are mine.”
• “Well, you look older than you are and you certainly act older than you are.”
• “Teenage? Yeah. Joke? No.”
• “Shut up, or next time, it’s gonna be bleach, okay?”
• “What the FUCK are you doing? Living in a house filled with pictures of half-naked teenage girls.”
• “Which do you wanna fuck first, me or the knife?”
• “And, well, have you seen her? Because no one else has!”
• “I never touched you.”
• “I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping and selling cookies. You know? ‘Cause this is what’s really useful. I don’t know how they’d design a merit badge though. That’d be interesting.” 
• “I heard how your voice changed when the camera came between us.”
• “It’ll ruin my career, ruin my life.”
• “The things you do wrong… they haunt you.”
• “Ah, so you and your mom are both wacked?”
• “You find out real quick people’s faces lie.”
• “You were coming on to me!”
• “I shouldn’t have let you think there was a way out of this.”
• “Does my face lie?”
• “Turns out castration is one of the easiest surgical procedures around. There’s thousands of farmboys across the country gelding their livestock. If they can do it, I think I can pull it off. If you know what I mean.”
• “You took your time sniffing out someone my age.”
• “Nothing’s yours when you invite a teenager into your home.”
• “Is this some kind of teenage joke?”
• “Do you wanna remember this day when you’re with a guy? On a date? Or on your wedding night? 'Cause I promise you you will. Don’t do that to yourself.”
• “She’s this actress who slept with all the wrong people and ended up killing herself.”
• “Four out of five doctors agree that I’m actually insane.”
• “Well, I think it’s better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they’re like inside.”
• “[Name] loves his Girl Scouts.”
• “You’re not gonna shoot me.”
• “Look, look. I’ve been lonely, okay? And that makes me stupid, but I am not a pedophile.”
• “You know, maybe it’s this whole camera thing! Cameras, computers… they let you hide, don’t they? So safe…”
• “That’s that whole nature versus nurture question, isn’t it? Was I born a cute, vindictive little bitch or… did society make me that way? I go back and forth on that…”
• “You know, actually, it’s kinda funny. Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. But not right away, it was like a few minutes later. Maybe enough time to look them up on the web?”
• “You’re getting yourself in terrible trouble.”
• “Oh, come on, you think I faked all that?”
• “Why is this girl so special? Huh? Why does she get to keep her clothes on?”
• “I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.”
• “It’s just so easy to blame a kid, isn’t it? Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman does NOT mean she’s ready to do what a woman does!”
• “It changes you when you hurt somebody.”
• “Shoot me. SHOOT ME!”
• “Look. I’m not the monster you think I am. But, okay, I crossed a line. Just call the cops. I’ll turn myself in.”
• “You really just don’t look like kind of guy who needs to meet girls over the internet.”
• “Honors student, remember? Nothing I can’t do when I put my mind to it.”
• “I guess they, uh, weren’t brass.”
• “I didn’t talk to the others because they were boring. You and I connected.”
• “[Name] told me you did it before he killed himself.”
• “I’ll do jail. Isn’t… isn’t that what should happen?”
• “Look, this is some horrible mistake. Just untie me now and we’ll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now!”
• “Why don’t you just kill me?”

• “Ah, true love was never this ecstasic!”
• “In a few moments, we shall marry, and you will instantly become the richest, most powerful woman in the land.”
• “You will join me in my bed.”
• “We’re going to do it!”
• “We’re… doing… it.”
• “I suggest you fall.”
• “I’m gonna go with the fame and fortune.”
• “Best squireship in the land.”
• “Well, that’s a mouthful.”
• “I’m sorry. What is that smell?”
• “Nice meeting you. Door’s on the wall.”
• “I’m nobody, princess.”
• “That man is an animal!”
• “I’d love to learn a little more about how you, uh… craft a joke.”
• “I’m such a bully. I’m under a terrible amount of pressure, you have to understand that!”
• “We could start a genocidal war!”
• “I could get back to all my hobbies, like raising taxes and tormenting the poor.”
• “Well, that was ripping!”
• “There appears to be a rather large hole in my bucket, and I would very much like for you to fix it.”
• “You’re embarrassing yourself.”
• “I’m embarrassing yourself.”
• “Totally understand. Totally empathize.”
• “It’s about to get very messy in here.”
• “I come from a long family of lovers. You can’t fight genetics.”
• “I’m sort of out of the whole ‘damsel in distress’ business at the moment, so…”
• “I like skinny. Like, really unhealthy skinny.”
• “Pack lightly. There’s a long journey ahead.”
• “Stop with the singing and get back to what you’re good at!”
• “Still stings, doesn’t it, hero?”
• “How can you be a hero if you’re not wearing any pants?”
• “Now, if you’ll excuse me, we have to go get freaky.”
• “You’ve been screaming like a castrated hyena for the past ten minutes.”
• “Ah, my pants are on. My pants are definitely on.”
• “That was a long song.”
• “Can we swap horses? Yours look so much softer.”
• “There’s gonna be some legendary hero-ing happening around here pretty damn soon.”
• “Never start a marriage with a kidnapping.”
• “I am Mr. Butch!
• “Oh, poop! I got gravy on my tummy flowers.”
• “I’ve only ever hugged one man in my life, and it was the day my father died. I squeezed that rotten bastard to death.”
• “Nice beard. I’m talking about her, of course, but the facial hair is nice, as well.”
• “Oh, yes. I want to bail… your mama out of prison when she gets arrested for prostitution.”
• “It’s 1256. The ‘your mama’ jokes are getting really old.”
• “Does this strap go on the front or the back?”
• “Oh, good God. Do I have to do everything?”
• “What… you’re gonna train me?”
• “You’re just gonna humilliate me all day, or…”
• “Any man can get knocked up. The hero is the man who gets back up.”
• “Oh. Absinthe. It’s not strong.”
• “I’ll be drinking an ale… from the bottle.”
• “Yeah, I burped. Do you whiff it?”
• “I slept on the horse.”
• “So, are we keeping the rooster or eating the rooster? ‘Cause I’m not naming him if we’re eating him.”
• “Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever.”
• “Don’t make me always have to be the bad guy.”
• “I need a hug!”

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