I'm Bad Jokes McFuck

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

Please money marge, send me a job callback

It makes me happy when they listen

Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

Can't wait for the Waffle Hut/Pancake House stage!

I mean, we all knew, but thanks for admitting that you wanna surpress freedom of speech and the spread of information?

Oh no, they're pinning it on the CCP.

I mean, we all knew, but thanks for admitting that you wanna surpress freedom of speech and the spread of information?

i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

HAPPENING NOW: texas state troopers are menacing a pro palestine protest on ut austin's campus. AN ENCAMPMENT HASNT EVEN BEEN ESTABLISHED YET

edit: last i heard at least 15 protesters, and a member of the press, have been arrested. although i wouldn't be surprised if that number is much higher now. you can donate to the bail support at: venmo @psc_atx you can also call 512-854-9889 to demand all arrested comrades are released, ut austin's palestine solidarity committee posted a call script on instagram that you can follow.

its snooseday!!!!!! (snoopy tuesday)

im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

palestinians deserve the right to be able to travel freely in our homeland. to even visit our homeland. for us to have citizenship and rights to our own country. to grow our plants. practice our religions. live without fear that our children can be kidnapped by israeli forces on their violent whims. to not have our life savings poured into building a home for our families that are torn down without real warning by israeli bulldozers. to no longer be refugees. like this is real life. this is real.

we don’t want to be reduced to a never ending slogan. we want to put down our need for resistance. to rest & to live.