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they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

@gallusrostromegalus

This Big Boy is a Brahma, the largest breed of chicken.  They’re also one of the gentlest and tamest chickens out there, a bit like the Great Danes of poultry.  He lives in Kosovo with his (very proud) owner Fitim Sejfija, and two hens, where he is a good and gentle man and very loved.

Brhamas typically don’t get quite this big (He’s 16.5 lbs and almost 3 feet tall. most are closer to 14 lbs and 2′6″) but they’re really nice and cuddly birds.  

I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur.

THIS IS A REAL BIG BOI

The perfect date

You go to Denny’s. A waitress asks for your order. In unison you say “cheeseburger”. You look up. Your eyes meet. You truly see each other for the first time.

Years later you have a child together. The nurse asks for a name.  You look at each other, and you both know. You embrace your baby, Cheeseburger. 

Remember to take it slow with the frozen treats

Legitimately tried not to laugh and failed about 2 seconds in

That last one is actual footage of me eating ice cream.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

This is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

this some bs, i can’t

Man I’m tired

I’ll just leave this here

Pls reblog this guys!!

REBLOG

EDUCATE THE MASSES

SHARING APPROVED!! REBLOG IT

SHARE THIS TO EVERYONE ON THE BLOCK AND AROUND THE WORLD!!

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

(via Itsssdanielle)

Bats are really cool and I love them.