Daddy’s New Whip

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whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

fuckin legend

that glow tho

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

He changed his icon bc of this post specifically

good.

Can’t a man have confidence tumblr user ‘tyhplosion’?

HELLO???????????????

I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon

Bedtime cuddles

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

Happy Anniversary to the Adventure Time Finale!

This video has utterly undone me

[All with thick, scottish accents]

Lad 1: An' you're sure I'm not gonna die? ...ah- no- I can't, I canne get- no, no

Lad 1: *hits bong*

*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*

Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! ...oh, wee man... you'll be feeling this...

Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): ...I'm actually bisexual.

I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’

I hope senpai bonds with me

Fuck this site

this might be the funniest post ever

Is he wearing a lab coat?!?

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.

I got a job today lol

IF I HAD A BIBLE IT WOULD READ LIKE THIS