cant Focus on anything tonight lads! brain machine temporarily broke
finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me
people on tumblr linking all the alternative ways everyone can find them like
one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england
when the npcs try to give me basic tips as if i haven’t been playing pokemon my whole gotdam life
every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again
Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping
I’m a straight ally but only bc the Kissing Kate Barlow subplot in Holes was good
Everyone else is on thin fucking ice
i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard
me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™ and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro
me: is minding my own business
*remembers how they killed off darwin in x men first class for no fucking reason*
me:
snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor just can’t lose.
amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge
little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.
when you’re really drunk looking in the mirror
BIG MOOD