yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

These next few are me running

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

me: oh a box finally something simple

him: :D

“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”

*whack sound*

*Mel Blanc scream*

Vaporeon! 🫧

Sticker is here!!!

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

By the saints, that's no medieval scribe...

that's the demon Titivillus!

You know what’s astonishing about Katara? She grew up in a world without bending.

It’s not surprising that Sokka calls her bending ‘magic water’ in the first episode. It might as well have been magic to them at that point; they had never seen it in practice until they meet Aang.

So not only did Katara not have any teachers, she didn’t have any kind of guidance, no visual aids, no idea of how bending is supposed to look or work. The first time she ever sees actual waterbending movements is when she steals the waterbending scroll from the pirates. The first time she meets another waterbender is when she reaches the North Pole, where within weeks she outmasters pretty much everyone and goes on to teach the Avatar.

Everything she does is so incredibly impressive, and yet I can’t help but feel the most proud of her when she catches a fish on that little boat.

Literally insane to think about. Hama was the last waterbender of the south to be captured, when she was a young woman, i believe in her late teens / early 20s. She is approximately the same age as Kanna. Katara’s parents were born into a tribe in which all the benders were already gone. Then they grew up and had her. Thats two generations raised with the stories of a lost tradition, “back when my mother was young”, “back when gran gran was young”. decades of learning how to live without, how to adapt and survive. Decades of bending, in this far off, remote land, becoming a distant memory. Everything Katara learned before the scroll might as well have been reinventing bending itself. Did she beg the elders for stories about their lost friends and family, trying to glean some insight into how they did what they did? The southern raiders ship is forever frozen in place. Did she look at it, and wonder how anyone could command water at that scale, while she struggled to lift a fish?

the secret boots are the best item in any castlevania game like come on

if you can’t kill your dad in 6 inch heels what’s the point

dracula: well met, my son. it has been a long time

alucard: not long enough. i can’t allow you to leave here

dracula: do you still side with humani—

alucard:

dracula: are you wearing the...

alucard: the secret boots? yeah. i am.

There is exactly one spot in the castle (well two, because reverse castle) where if you stand there and equip the secret boots, Alucard will say "WHAT???" and get stuck because he's now too tall to move through it.

Falling Through Dreams.

cat: skitters across the room at top speed and stops to stare at me

me: hello

cat: skitters in the opposite direction at terminal velocity

since this post won’t die it’s time for you all to see who it was written about. the big man himself

yup

How to make ice cream in Alaska

Please watch this.

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.

the photoset really didn’t do this scene justice im yelling

this is one of those rare cases where the dub adds deliciousness to the source material

Honestly him pouring out all his pencils onto the desk and looking at the guy expectantly was actually such a power move

oh god. oh fuck

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

this is so fucked up

I LOVE Haumea!! It's our solar systems little potato. It also has 2 moons (Namaka and Hi'iaka), AND RINGS!!!

Amazing oil painting of Lexie Liu by the talented HeyKay_art on Instagram. Please check out her page and give her a follow. She does really impressive portraits and deserves way more followers. You won't regret it. I recently received this painting from her and it's so impressive in person.

pizza night is cancelled on account of the

picked him up and put him on the floor and he jumped right back on

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKES

defeat.