TAKE A GAMBLE THAT LOVE EXISTS & DO A LOVING ACT

Quoth Rob Wiethoff : While I don’t know much about velociraptors, if they existed today, there’s a good chance they could kill you.

READ TAGS PLEASE holy cow yall.

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Rdr2 charcoal animation

my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

Rare photos from trans history: Olympic runner and Zdeněk Koubek styles Cinda Glenn’s hair, 1936. Koubek was one of the first trans men to gain international fame after he transitioned in 1935.

this is inspiring weirdly complex emotions in me. like, it’s the fucking 1930s. I can hear the mid-atlantic newsreel voice. the fact that it plays coy with why he knows so much about women’s hairstyles, but like, as a funny surprise, not as shock and horror. the fact that it never deadnames him or uses incorrect pronouns. the fact that he looks like Mickey Rooney. idk it’s just making me feel feelings.

Fight!

im your man - mitski

I think they would've been friends

Prized possession.

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

the knife

That's what ancient Greek philosophy is like

*arrives 37 years late to the party* so uhhh 'The Lost Boys' (1987) huh

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My friend sent me this and I can’t stop laughing. Exposive president. And the two tower being shot badges. LMFAOOOO

Btw you can only change your name like every six months in splatoon so you have to really commit to joke names

[tags by @shrimpspecials & image credit to @splatruck lol]

"They passed the second checkpoint" is absolutely killing me

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

got a pussy like an ashtray

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

remember your life doesn't end at 20. dante alighieri got exiled from florence at 36! you still have time <3