jem and will: if there is life after this one, let me meet you in it, james carstairs
alec and jace: *hitting jace repeatedly on the head* Y R U THE WAY U R
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Jem Carstairs, Modern Day Mortal.
Jem: [passes adult store] goodness it's colorful in there is it a candy shop
Jem: but tessa why paint finger nails? then again i suppose you could also paint ear lobes but no let's impale them instead
Jem: [cocks head at chinese checkers in a store] jace herondale is more chinese than that
Jem: [bursts into giggles every time tessa curses]
Jem: [experiences a four way stop in america] my existence is now a lie
Jem: [runs into living room] TESSA I THINK IVE FINALLY GOT IT
Jem: [singing carefully] now watch me "WHIP" [whips] watch me "NAE NAE" [nae naes] watch me "WHIP WHIP" WATCH ME "NAE NAE" [yeS.GOOD] BY THE ANGEL IVE GOTTEN IT [old man knee slap] wAiT TESSA YOURE CHOKING ON YOUR TEA—
Jem: [exits adult store] ... so it IS a sort of candy shop then
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I interrupt your dashboard to bring you an important announcement:
YOU SHOULD READ THESE BOOKS. [x] [x]
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, allow me to explain why.
- Microchips that calculate your compatibility with other people
- A messed up (but perfectly functional) world that has come to rely on these microchips
- Kickass female lead who knows whats up
- She acknowledges her mistakes and takes them in stride
- Kickass hilarious side-kick. Kind of. (Not best friend. They aren’t friends. Kind of.)
- Great love interest. Seriously.
- Dynamic characters who make you feel things
- Sass
- PLOT TWISTS GALORE
- They’re never ever boring
- Shiny covers
- Heartbreak you’ll be happy about even though it hurts so much
- I don’t even know how to words when it comes to this duology
- Written by Australian author Jessica Shirvington *fist pump*
- have average Goodreads ratings of 4.35 and 4.61 :’)
- If you have any doubts about the awesomeness of these books you can talk to anyone I’ve forced to read it like literatureloveaffair, thebooker, thegirlofnovels, a-noveltea, thebookhangover. And pixelski who had read it before I did.
Unfortunately they’re only available in Australia at the moment, but they should really be more widely available. Spread the word, guys.
AND AUSSIES- GET. ON. THIS.
Source: readaroundtherosie
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throne of glass: a summary
sam: celaena no
arobynn: celaena no
dorian: celaena no
chaol: celaena no
nehemia: celaena no
rowan: celaena no
celaena: celaena yeS
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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS(EDIT)
hey everyone, cake here. today i got some pretty scary news and my family is pretty close to barely scraping by.
my little brother went into surgery today to see if they can save his leg, and i know for a fact that we do NOT have enough money for this. please PLEASE, donate or commission me. my mom is stressed to no end and we cant afford to have her out of work.
my commission info is here and if theres something you want that i dont have on the information sheet come and talk to me
tiramakita
BIG UPDATE
MY LITTLE BROTHERS VEINS ARE COLLAPSING, WE ARE ALL VERY VERY SCARED AND IM NOT SURE WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN. PLEASE HELP OUT, I CANNOT EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW WORRIED I AM RIGHT NOW. PLEASE, IF YOU CANT DONATE OR COMMISSION ME JUST REBLOG, PLEASE.
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How to Make an Artist Happy
1. Reblog instead of like 2. Add tags when reblogging beCAUSE THEY WILL LITERALLY REMEMBER IT FOR HOURS
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wordsnquotes
…I like simple things, books, being alone, or with somebody who understands.
Daphne du Maurier, The Lover (via wordsnquotes)
Source: wordsnquotes.com
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On a prompt by the lovely Erin, Tonks is busted.
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IF YOU EVER NEED SOMETHING TO READ READ THIS
OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DON’T KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?
I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:
Here’s how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:
Then click “go” and it’ll come up with a number of books you might like.
DON’T LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:
THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:
YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.
… Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.
alexoliversmith
You are beautiful person for sharing this with the world and I thank you.
Reblog to save a life
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I can do anything I want. Be with anyone I want. And it’ll be my choice.
Ignite Me by Tahereh Mafi (via tessalivesandbreathesbooks)
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dukeofbookingham-deactivated202
WHEN I HEAR MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IS STARTING A NEW SERIES
It’s just like:
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psa you’re not a sansa stark fan if the only reason you’re invested in her is to see her get into battle armor and kill lannisters/people who have wronged her aka ignoring her personality to turn her into a conventinal badass that she isn’t
So I just watched The Age of Adaline, and the only thing I could think of the entire movie is "THIS IS MY BABY TESSA!!"
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“Lands of Prythian - where no mortal would dare go, not unless they had a death wish.” sjmaas
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to-the-water-ixazaluoh-deactiva
I’d love to watch a tv show about the Greek gods. Not a documentary, but a legitimate television show with plot-line and character development as they portrayed every classic myth side-by-side the ones we hardly know of. And maybe with a few jokes here and there, so I could tune in every Tuesday to watch Zeus destroy the world with his penis and all of the other god’s flipping out trying to save it.
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when someone asks you who your favorite character is