feel like sometimes people forget that having sex in an uncomplicated position isn't like less pleasurable. like sometimes just missionary or cowgirl or doggy is justttt what you need, not some yoga scissor half-way standing bullshit

why submit yourself to physical pain when you can just look at your fuck buddy's girlfriend's instagram and cry at 2am?

i feel like i’m going to party myself into nonexistence. 

if you aren't willing to take part in some shit that's going to damn our fucking souls with me then we can't really hang out?? i'm not trying to watch netflix in your mom's living room, let's do hard drugs at a cemetery or some shit idc