gay chaos

wouldn’t it be funny if mary magdalene was like i hang out with dudes because it’s less drama and then all that happened

You’re right and you should say it

the x files should’ve done a gag where at the end of the episode both mulder and scully are seen writing up their reports (aka thinly veiled excuses to wax philosophically) and both are doing their monologues at the same time so it overlaps and turns into nonsense and then it cuts to skinner at his desk with his head in his hands as he tries to cut through the bullshit and figure out how they actually wrapped up the case of the mysterious knife alien

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

Doing my annual Jesus Christ Superstar rewatch and begging someone to make a version where they're all community organizers singing to TikTok live and calling each other out on twitter

Doing my annual Jesus Christ Superstar rewatch and begging someone to make a version where they're all community organizers singing to TikTok live and calling each other out on twitter

Kristen Stewart & Katy O'Brian || Love Lies Bleeding (2024)

Kristen Stewart & Katy O'Brian in 'LOVE LIES BLEEDING' (2024)

Latest tumblr glitch is my inbox showing me I have 10 new messages. Which I think counts as psychological warfare on this website.

1-3 new messages: Oh? Do people wanna talk to me :0

10 new messages: There's a hit out on my life.

#same energy

the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog

you know what i'll encourage this. i think my little dog deserves 10k

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

this somehow became the funniest thing on earth in my head and I had to draw it so

#wait. what if he drops the tongs in at the end but he didn't mean to so he's just staring forlornly at the lava#because of the power he had to give up to protect the world? no. because now he has to buy new tongs

let's not forget: those are FRODO'S tongs. you bet he's upset, how he's got to go all the way back to the Shire and apologise to Frodo for dropping his tongs in a volcano :(

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟