tag yourselves i’m “you can’t spell spaghetti”
when you’ve had 31 shots of milk and people keep tossing you
and here's what you missed on off topic 200:
jeremy punching poster trevor (+ gavin somehow) - off topic 200
me: tries to sign into my google account
google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this
me at 1 pm: borderline comatose, eyes need to be propped open, behaviorally indistinguishable from lichen
me at 1 am: planning an expedition to neptune, listening to three songs at once, blood has become liquid copper
Places where reality is a bit altered:
• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet
- playgrounds at night
- rest stops on highways
- deep in the mountains
- early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
- trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
- schools during breaks
- those little beaches right next to ferry docks
- bowling alleys
- unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips
- your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
- laundromats at midnight
what the fuck
- galeries in art museums that are empty except for you
- the lighting section of home depot
- stairwells
•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues
I just got the weirdest feeling I swear
What have they become?
Pride, New York, June 1990
Fifi, the Calico Cat in Monet’s Garden
by Elizabeth Murray
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His name is Marshmallow and he’s both long and fat.