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The B-to-the-D List

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I still find dick jokes hilarious. By that, I of course mean detective jokes. Why? Oh, and you can also find me on the Twitter as @BtotheD. Follow @BtotheD var sc_project=5052210; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="aa5486d4";
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We don’t even own a fucking Toyota…

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I waited a lifetime to be able to torture a wrong number text like this … it’s the moment I was born for.

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Making a pop culture reference from the 90s at work to confused looks because they weren’t born yet…

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Freddy’s bangs: a dream look or a nightmare?

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Why does this in all seriousness look like the poster for a comedy where an environmentalist activist hermit targets a rich asshole’s yacht club party and then it turns out they’re actually long-lost twins

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btothed

One was raised as a tree hugger.

The other, believing money grew on trees.

But could it be that they actually share branches on the same family tree?

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Starting the disheveled 90s Nick Nolte era look of my life!

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25 years ago today, Chris Farley died. A couple days later, this autographed photo arrived in the mail. Weeks earlier, a then-19-year-old Bruce had written a letter asking for an autographed photo. His reps must have sent this a day or so prior to his death for this to arrive when it did.

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