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not to suddenly Appear from Nowhere but i finally got to go to a coyotes game and it was really just something

#i'm very happy i got to go and be in the same building as tyson nash #and also ya know #the coyotes #but i have to go to another game when kuemps is healthy again

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ari @ fla • jan 7, 2020

#i just really have a lot of feelings about schmaltz #seeing him in person was :')#coyotes

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incrediblyferal

kuemper v tkachuk - 11.16.19

#remember when kuemps went full goon on the flames #yeah me too #coyotes

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nhl media: "the coyotes have goal scoring issues"

the arizona coyotes: score 17 goals in four games

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its 18 goals now!!

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nhl media: "the coyotes have goal scoring issues"

the arizona coyotes: score 17 goals in four games

#arizona coyotes #yotes lb #im upset about yotes media coverage always #except for tyson nash obvs

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toewsface

11.26.2019. vs stars

#TOEWS #my actual father #hawks

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colliton

112319 CHI @ DAL // coach after a too many men penalty

#baby face #beautiful fool

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kirbiedach

clips of Jonathan Toews swearing like a sailor ~~but not as much as Coach Q~~, in EPIX’s Road to the NHL Winter Classic.

smoulderandbraids

joyfulseeker: #next time I’m in another terrible meeting#I’m going to remember this compilation of glory#Jonathan Toews can just swear at things for me#’THIS IS A HORSHIT FUCKING INSTRUMENT’#’WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS RUN STOPPED? UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE#GO THE FUCK HOME#FUCKIN MORON#I’m just going to loop this foreverrrrrrrrrr

monahanaf

This is my favorite post on this website.

I will always reblog this

I can’t stop watching this

Always reblog this

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incrediblyferal

kuemper v tkachuk - 11.16.19

#big big big mood #announcer just called him a human vacuum cleaner and #i guess that's not wrong #yotes #the darcy suplex tm

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corbincarroll

Source: twitter.com

#truth #don't talk to me about any other goalies for at least a week #kuemper #yotes

schmaltzer

literally cannot replicate the feeling of watching Noted Cool Dude Darcy Kuemper suplex a guy for daring to touch Demers in front of the net

#i've never felt like this before #is this what attraction feels like #yotes lb

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desertpups

NOTED GOON DARCY KUEMPER

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stromeuh

i think if brandon saad signed something for me, holding a coffee and wearing a well fitted suit. id fall over

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ya’ll i am so happy right now first win against vegas (fuck the knights except for fleury) multi-point night for kirby 121788 synergy plus crawford finally giving as good as he’s getting what more could you ask for from chicago hockey

#hawks lb #feel like they worked hard for this win #and they super deserve it #could allow less shots on goal but i dont really care at this point

schmaltzer

it’s like watching two different teams playing the same game

#i get whiplash #it's very strange #hawks lb #i mean i'm not going to complain about a clean 881217 goal

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crosbytoews

If Malkin even so much as LOOKS at Crawford...

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I’m Corey Crawford trying to kill Galchenyuk for touching him

schmaltzer

kuemper is so good it gives me chills

#number four in the nhl yall #yotes lb