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help-mywife

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

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2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

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whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling  me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for

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