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pitch perfect 2 starters

This could be the most significant conflict between America and Germany in history!
...Crack a book, ___
You are one of us, you paid the registration fee.
You're the big B.M!
You're the most talented person I know.
I've met three of the Wiggles... intimately
Listen, I don't want you guys to fight.
Everyone loves a good Bhloe.
Just tell her
I heard that!
Tell me what?
Aw, no. I clearly said... Fruffa fruffa muffa...
What kind of white shit is this?
You have a lovely vagina.
Thank you.
Your sweat smells like cinnamon.
All my teeth come from different people.
You seem so tense.
Do you need a backrub?
Several body parts are rubbing my back right now, thank you.
You know, one of my biggest regrets is that I didn't do enough experimenting in college.
I sleep upside down like a bat.
Oh, we don't have ladders. Ladders represent a social hierarchy that's counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.
Don't take this the wrong way- you're the dumbest person alive.
Groovy like a drive-in movie.
That's not my name.
I don't know your name.
Could be anything.
Any ideas?
Say one more hipster thing and I'm gonna shove you in your vintage bassoon case.
Don't say it again.
Go in the corner - go eat your lunch in the corner.
But what am I gonna do with my Sriracha?
I keep a quarter under my tongue.
#memes
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