Pairing: Bucky x Reader Warnings: Light humor, light angst, swearing, sappiness, Notes: This is one of my first times writing for Bucky. I’m hoping I get better over time. Let me know what you think! Feedback is always appreciated!
Summary: Bucky thinks he may have made the biggest mistake of his life…
Pairing: Bucky x Reader, Steve x Reader (friendship) Warnings: Extreme fluff, sappiness, Notes: Wrote this with a headache. Let me know what you think! Based on this imagine: https://justbuckyimagines.tumblr.com/post/161340803643
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Reblog to literally save a life
I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.
My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.
This was 14 years ago.
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.
“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.
They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.
We’ve been arguing about it. He thinks that just because he doesn’t have powers, he’s a waste of space… Which obviously isn’t true.
Help me get 10,000 notes on this to prove him wrong. (I know it’s a lot but he’s insisting)
Awwww
Haha only in Canada
Poor guy forgot how to moose.
This is the most Canadian gif I’ve ever seen.
Found this on Facebook 😢📚
Please stop spreading this.
I looked into the matter at the request of a friend (and because I was considering going if it was true) and could not find any info online regarding it. So, I gave in and contacted the number to get into contact with Fred.
What I got was a person who was upset that this FALSE information has spread so virally. The Facebook OP asked if he could tell some friends and was told ok, but the information above is inaccurate. The collection is not (and never was) being liquidated. The books are not in danger of being lost or destroyed. And in actuality there are only 3.4-4 million, not 10+. The owners have, in the past, allowed a few people in, family and friends and friends of friends, to browse and buy, but not strangers.
I asked if he wanted this to continue and he said no, frankly he wished it would stop. So PLEASE pass along this sentiment, and do not contact this man further. Leave him and the books in peace!
From my conversation with him earlier today:
Adding the original call group to hopefully get this spread again: @books-cupcakes @buttermybooks @mariethelibrarian @dukeofbookingham @mariesbookblog @trinareadsbooks @books-and-cookies @bookwormboutique @bookavid @octoberreads @readthebloodybook @bookphile @tilly-and-her-books
Okay here’s the debunk, y'all should reblog this instead. Let’s let this poor guy be.
On-going Series: You’re an old colleague of Natasha’s who finds herself face to face with the Winter Soldier on the wrong end of an Avengers’ op.
bucky who can’t quite seem to get over the fact he can pick up mjolnir even though it’s been a good three months since the first time he accidentally plucked it from the ground in avenger’s tower. the hammer itself always seems to be in the most random of places and bucky will walk over to it whenever the opportunity comes along and look around to make sure no one is watching before picking it up again as it expecting one day that he won’t be able to lift it again. except every time it comes off the ground without hesitation and he grins like an absolute idiot because it means more to him than it probably should just that mjolnir deems him worthy at all so that must mean there’s something good about him, right?
and of course tony eventually asks why thor leaves his hammer just sitting around the place and thor simply smiles and says, “because it helps where i cannot.”
and nobody knows exactly what he means by that
Sam has the Aquarian Star, the symbol of The Men of Letters, as his wallpaper on his phone. What a nerd!
Summary: The team has found a way to annoy Bucky, but you’re not sure what’s going on.
Word Count: 972
Warnings: None
A/N: My plans for this part changed like 235,235 times so…I went with this one. This is going to be short (five part) drabble series because I miss Bucky. Also @bengalikutti is the reason this is happening. Bless her. Also, not my gif.
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