Final Fantasy VI (1994)

Nina Hagen

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Korean release of Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)

video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen

Everything thinks stripping is all fun and games; titties and g-strings; lots of singles and booty shaking.

But you don’t see the part where that stripper who was doing amazing gymnastic pole tricks has to soak in Epsom salts for 2 hours to get her muscles to stop hurting enough she can go to bed.

Or the girl that was trying to perfect a new routine, and accidentally in the process smashes her toe so badly that she fractures a bone and her toenail falls off; yet she still puts those 7 inch pleasers on the very next day and struts across that stage for you, blocking out the blinding pain she feels with each step.

Tip your local strippers. The job may look easy, but that’s simply because strippers project a fantasy of sexuality and beauty.

For those who are interested, here is a FAQ regarding common courtesy/tipping etiquette at a strip club. ***

1. If you’re sitting at the rail while a girl’s on stage, tip at least $1/song

2. If you enjoyed a dance, tip your dancer. Id recommend starting at 20% (of the cost of a dance), but the more you enjoyed it, the bigger your tip should be :P

3. Ask before you touch! If she agrees, and if you touch a titty, better be prepared to throw down a tip.

4. Want to get a stripper’s attention? Tip her - this demonstrates your interest, which will have a reciprocal effect on the dancer.(this is a really useful tactic for men who are shy or don’t feel comfortable approaching a girl or asking for a dance.

5. Be upfront and honest: if you aren’t attracted to the girl in question, politely say so. In fact, she may even help you find a girl who is more your style.

6. If she offers a dance, the answer is “yes” or “no.” DO NOT say « Maybe later. « if you like the girl but you truly aren’t ready for a dance, for whatever reason (maybe you’re waiting on a call or want another drink), tell the girl when you think you’ll be ready. Strippers don’t want to pester you.

7. Strippers aren’t free therapists. You definitely should tip her if you want her to sit down and talk for a while

8. Don’t ask, “so what do you do for work?” If wearing lingerie, strutting around in 6 inch heels, spinning around a pole, and twerking isn’t enough to indicate what my job is, you should probably work on your basic logic.

9. If you don’t know the rules, ASK. The majority of strippers are willing to go over house rules. There are multiple types of clubs, each with their own strict guidelines regarding acceptable and unacceptable conduct. For example, some clubs don’t allow touching at all, others have one way contact, in some men can’t touch girls while they’re on stage, whereas others allow men to touch anyplace not covered by panties.

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***please note: these are GENERAL guidelines. There are a significant number of factors that impact clubs and their earning potential, including: time of year, location (rural vs. urban), costs (house fees and tip outs); prices (drinks/door fees), weather, etc.

Bottom line: if you go to a strip club, come prepared and willing to tip/buy dances. if you don’t plan on buying a dance/tipping girls, don’t go to a strip club. Dancers provide entertainment. if you go and watch girls for free, you’re an ass.

“concept arts” : ↳ Final Fantasy VII G-Bike  +Final Fantasy VII Remake 

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker ✧ (2003)