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The Discourse

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If kids can’t socialize, who should parents blame? Simple: They should blame themselves. This is the argument advanced in It’s Complicated: The Social Lives of Networked Teens, by Microsoft researcher Danah Boyd. Boyd—full disclosure, a friend of mine—has spent a decade interviewing hundreds of teens about their online lives. What she has found, over and over, is that teenagers would love to socialize face-to-face with their friends. But adult society won’t let them. “Teens aren’t addicted to social media. They’re addicted to each other,” Boyd says. “They’re not allowed to hang out the way you and I did, so they’ve moved it online.” It’s true. As a teenager in the early ’80s I could roam pretty widely with my friends, as long as we were back by dark. But over the next three decades, the media began delivering a metronomic diet of horrifying but rare child-abduction stories, and parents shortened the leash on their kids. Politicians warned of incipient waves of youth wilding and superpredators (neither of which emerged). Municipalities crafted anti-loitering laws and curfews to keep young people from congregating alone. New neighborhoods had fewer public spaces. Crime rates plummeted, but moral panic soared. Meanwhile, increased competition to get into college meant well-off parents began heavily scheduling their kids’ after-school lives. The result, Boyd discovered, is that today’s teens have neither the time nor the freedom to hang out. So their avid migration to social media is a rational response to a crazy situation. They’d rather socialize F2F, so long as it’s unstructured and away from grown-ups. “I don’t care where,” one told Boyd wistfully, “just not home.
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An Open Letter to Reality Number Three

by reddit user Cymoril_Melnibone

Everything was perfect

My parents had a happy, stable marriage, and I was planned almost down to the day of my arrival. My mother wanted to have her baby in June, so that the joys of birthdays and Christmas would be spread evenly through the year. She was always thinking about what would be best for me.

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thedisc0urse

TRIGGER WARNING FOR SELF INJURY AND MENTAL INSTITUTIONS

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on that note, dont forget: west coast best coast

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ffuck you get outta here new yorker with your aaay im from new yoak uhhhh deli meats n haht dawgs and staten island fucking statue of liberty crowded city taxi cab hey im walkin here wheres my cawffee aahhh baseball the yankees the mets the jets the knicks mmmm empire state building central park rockefeller center with the big tree the big ttree lighting up whats the big deal its a tree its just a real big tree with some lights and times square hey its the new year drop a ball drop a ball in times square fucking and the brooklyn bridge hey the brooklyn bridge its a bridge its a gray bridge aw look at the bridge hey coney island theres some rides there at the amusement pawk theres a ferris wheel oooh look we got broadway Get out of here

@8bite ???

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thedisc0urse

ok but you say "ahrange juice" like wtf

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  1. Disney didn’t kill the EU.
  2. The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
  3. Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

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dobdob

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

disney fucking caused brexit

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araneaserket

other video game companies can fuck up but no video game company can fuck up as bad as konami. imagine being known as the company that fired their most valuable asset and cancelled one of the most anticipated horror games of all time….. think about that when other game companies fuck up. honestly think about that when YOU fuck up. at least u didn’t cancel silent hills. you can’t be all that bad

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thedisc0urse

consider that Polytron cancelled Fez 2 because someone was mean to Phil Fish on Twitter

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an LGBTQ coffee shop called lesBean

Or a regular fucking coffee shop because that would be discrimination.

chill bro it’s a fucking pun

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bunnyomega

Cishets want to be oppressed so bad.

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gaiawithani

YOU DO NOT FIGHT DISCRIMINATION WITH MORE DISCRIMINATION WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HATEFUL PEOPLE

“haha it would be funny if there was an lgbt coffee shop called lesBean, get it, because coffee is made of beans and lesbians are made of gay,” said the blogger, as a joke

“DISCRIMINATION,” cry the hoards of contrary tumblr users, eager to express their violent disagreement with this harmless pun. everyone who’s ever been to a gay bar, pride event, or lgbtq organization frowns in confusion; it’s not like they prohibit straight people from entering. anyone can go to these places, they are just lgbtq-centric.

“DISCRIMINATION AT ITS FINEST, THIS IS PURE HATRED,” cry the masses, who have no idea what the word ‘discrimination’ means. roughly five million bees are stuffed inside their assholes. tragic.

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did dr. dre even attend medical school?

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thedisc0urse

no bc he doesn’t know how to make headphones that don’t make the top of your head hurt after a while

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am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes

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“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

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thedisc0urse

dong touch is not a sport unless you dehydrate to stay in your weight bracket first

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are u from tennessee? yeah? well that’s weird cause ur only like a 4

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