So we have scout going to heaven
Sniper heaven as well (with his parents
…and here we have medic
So we have scout going to heaven
Sniper heaven as well (with his parents
…and here we have medic
by reddit user Cymoril_Melnibone
Everything was perfect
My parents had a happy, stable marriage, and I was planned almost down to the day of my arrival. My mother wanted to have her baby in June, so that the joys of birthdays and Christmas would be spread evenly through the year. She was always thinking about what would be best for me.
TRIGGER WARNING FOR SELF INJURY AND MENTAL INSTITUTIONS
cw suicide
on that note, dont forget: west coast best coast
ffuck you get outta here new yorker with your aaay im from new yoak uhhhh deli meats n haht dawgs and staten island fucking statue of liberty crowded city taxi cab hey im walkin here wheres my cawffee aahhh baseball the yankees the mets the jets the knicks mmmm empire state building central park rockefeller center with the big tree the big ttree lighting up whats the big deal its a tree its just a real big tree with some lights and times square hey its the new year drop a ball drop a ball in times square fucking and the brooklyn bridge hey the brooklyn bridge its a bridge its a gray bridge aw look at the bridge hey coney island theres some rides there at the amusement pawk theres a ferris wheel oooh look we got broadway Get out of here
@8bite ???
ok but you say "ahrange juice" like wtf
Get to know these facts.
I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.
disney fucking caused brexit
other video game companies can fuck up but no video game company can fuck up as bad as konami. imagine being known as the company that fired their most valuable asset and cancelled one of the most anticipated horror games of all time….. think about that when other game companies fuck up. honestly think about that when YOU fuck up. at least u didn’t cancel silent hills. you can’t be all that bad
consider that Polytron cancelled Fez 2 because someone was mean to Phil Fish on Twitter
Tag your party alignment
an LGBTQ coffee shop called lesBean
Or a regular fucking coffee shop because that would be discrimination.
chill bro it’s a fucking pun
Cishets want to be oppressed so bad.
YOU DO NOT FIGHT DISCRIMINATION WITH MORE DISCRIMINATION WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HATEFUL PEOPLE
“haha it would be funny if there was an lgbt coffee shop called lesBean, get it, because coffee is made of beans and lesbians are made of gay,” said the blogger, as a joke
“DISCRIMINATION,” cry the hoards of contrary tumblr users, eager to express their violent disagreement with this harmless pun. everyone who’s ever been to a gay bar, pride event, or lgbtq organization frowns in confusion; it’s not like they prohibit straight people from entering. anyone can go to these places, they are just lgbtq-centric.
“DISCRIMINATION AT ITS FINEST, THIS IS PURE HATRED,” cry the masses, who have no idea what the word ‘discrimination’ means. roughly five million bees are stuffed inside their assholes. tragic.
did dr. dre even attend medical school?
no bc he doesn’t know how to make headphones that don’t make the top of your head hurt after a while
am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes
SPHERICAL
In a perfect world dick would taste like haribo gold bears or straw-ber-rita but like here we are
Learn to be satisfied
learn to use flavored lube?
“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
get fuckin wrecked
dong touch is not a sport unless you dehydrate to stay in your weight bracket first
are u from tennessee? yeah? well that’s weird cause ur only like a 4
deadass
Honestly