we live in our car. not having insurance means we will need to find a place on private property to park it until I get a job or my wife is finally approved for disability so we can afford it again. this isn’t particularly feasible as parking is pretty limited here in Portland
even just $1 will get us closer to being able to get through this month
These are incredible..
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
Need this.
Of course
Life of a Customer Service Rep.
Lmfao the pause
where’s the lie
THEY CAME THAT WAY!!
I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’
you were possessed
find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass
IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS BABY CHERUB, YOUR MELANIN WILL CRACK LIKE FISH IN HOT GREASE.
She’s too cute 😊
^^Is that a curse? Lol
Hell nah b I’m not risking this
Too risky.
I would reblog this baby without the threat ☹️
I still can’t believe I was threatened for no reason
This is like my 3rd time reblogging💖💖
Son… THIS is what I’M here for. The slow motion at the end? PRICELESS!!!
They wanna kill our magic cause they don’t have it.
I can’t just sit here and NOT reblog this.. I just can’t.
It’s like watching the end of stomp the yard all over
Oh shut ha ja
I love showtime nigggas
Yaaaas
I was not ready
Me: *clicks video* “The hell is all this abou-”
*whistling starts*
Me:
I love this stupid fucking meme
Black Panther sketches
If video game characters lived together
What did I just watch.lol
Django Jane Janelle Monáe 😍👑🎶
what the fuck…
this is now the money rabbit, reblog for a leap in prosperity in 2018
*cracks neck* my time has come
Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.
Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.
Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.
Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.
Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.
NOW THE FUN BEGINS.
You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.
Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)
Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.
Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.
And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.
Basically this
This is someone who paid attention in finance class.
I always reblog this just in case this happens. LOL.
I just felt like that escalated quickly.
Me as a tree. (via bluedelliquanti)
Me
The whole squad got them hands on stand by 😂😂
Gang Gang 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
I’ve never seen a more beautiful sight
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
