I am not measurable on any sort of cool-o-meter.

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maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

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Anonymous asked:

Date a woman who makes deals with eldritch creatures to meet you in the void.

#relationship goals

(Sorry it took me so long I was waiting to answer while on computer but turns out I’m too lazy to open it)

(Also this should be tagged Archive 81 but I’ll do that if I ever open my laptop cause mobile tumblr SUCKS)

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TFW you find a Tumblr post about you(r character) who’s back in action on @archive81 this season!

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I dreamt that I was lying on Mom and Dad's old bed (with the giant wood headboard and the red mini-paisley comforter) and looking at an art piece. The piece consisted of many rough wooden horizontal slats on a giant rotating mechanism (though you couldn't see what made it rotate.) if you focused one way on the piece, the wood was embossed as a timeline of Trump's election: important days, article, etc. if you focused the other way, each slat contained a handwritten chalk apology from a husband to his wife about how distracted he was during the election process: "I guess we can handle four years of the Koch Brothers", "another excuse to watch the Daily Show together!" It wasn't always easy to read. My grandmother appeared and started reading some of the chalk apologies out loud and found them hilarious. I loved her laugh (I didn't realize how much I missed it.) I asked her to join me on the bed and we kept scrolling through the excuses and apologies, laughing together.

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This is how it is: Trump gets sworn in January 20th. We’ve still got 2.5-ish months under the Obama Administration. Between now and then there’s the chance to make a media circus out of Donald Trump’s upcoming sexual assault trial, creating more friction between him and his party, giving us at least a little breathing room in congress. He’s appointing three new judges this term, so checks and balances (which weren’t really adjusted well for a two-party system) won’t be in good working condition for the Democrats (which counts third-party and non-voters and basically any minority because welcome to reality). 

So first thing: fight for that media circus. House reps will do ANYTHING for reelection. Friction within the party will force them to pick sides.

Second thing: VOTE IN 2018. Mid-term elections are a thing. ALL 435 SEATS OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE CONTESTED. Go out and VOTE. We can win back the house. That’s one victory we sorely need. 33/100 SEATS OF SENATE WILL BE CONTESTED. We can win that back, too. 38 GOVERNORSHIPS WILL BE CONTESTED. If your county’s red, time to turn that around. VOTE ON NOVEMBER 6TH, 2018.

The clock is ticking guys.

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I believe I have inside of me everything that I need to live a bountiful life.

The Color Purple, as specifically sung by Cynthia Erivo, as it always, without fail, makes me cry

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