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Welcome to this thing, whatever it is.

I like the idea that Thorin never actually disliked Bilbo during the first half of the quest, it just came off that way because Thorin had a very big crush on Bilbo and didn't know how to deal with it and so ended up being sort of mean to him very much "I wrote a note to my crush that said get out of my school" vibes

Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!

Thor: Morning human

Clint: Good morning

Steve: Good Morning!

Bruce: good morning.

Natasha: Good morningg

Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.

Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.

Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.

Me: gotta sleep

Email: veiled king updated

Me: DO NOT GOTTA SLEEP GOTTA GET ANSWERS AO3 HERE I COME

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

12345 Tag Game

Tagged by both @samsalami66 and @gabessquishytum 🙌🙌🙌

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words(feel free to interpret however you would like; if not on AO3, can be on Tumblr or FFNET, etc)!

(I'll just be looking at the numbers for my Sandman fics)

1 (Most Hits): Now I Lay Me (5951 hits)

Dream is the Dreaming and the Dreaming is Him. So he tries to take one of those out of the equation. (A magical suicide attempt and how Dream's loved ones save him.)

2 (2nd Most Kudos): Sloom (1054 kudos)

"So," Hob drawled, putting his arm around Dream's shoulders in a way that was clearly trying to be casual and not succeeding even a little, "When do I get to meet your family?" Dream is confident that once Hob realizes how much better the other Endless are, he will no longer tolerate all of Dream's flaws.

3 (3rd Most Comments): Smile Like You Mean It (93 Comments)

Hob wants nothing more than to make his boyfriend laugh. Dream very much doesn't want to drive away his boyfriend with his laugh. They work through it together.

4 (4th Most Bookmarked): Body and Soul (271 Bookmarks)

Dream would give Hob anything he wants. Now if only he and his body could get on the same page. (AKA, anxiety and shapeshifting don't always mix)

5 (5th Most Words): Run Away (But We're Running in Circles) (10,798 Words)

Dream doesn't believe he is truly loved- Hob and Death simply love everyone, it has nothing to do with him. Cue those closest to him doing whatever they can to prove that he is, in fact, very very loved

Least Words: Off Book (890 Words)

There is a script. There is always a script, for everything and anything, even if Dream doesn’t always know what that script is. Sometimes he gets the words mixed up, or he gets the words right but the cadence wrong, and he’s left floundering until someone decides to cut him out of the dialog completely. Which. Hurts. But he gets it. There is a script for this too.

I don't know who's been tagged already, so apologies if I'm double tagging! No Pressure: @seiya-starsniper @cuubism @omgcinnamoncakes @softest-punk @wordsinhaled

wherein tony is a lying liar who lies and the dirty dancing move would totally work on him because he’s an 80s baby and patrick swayze sparked his sexual awakening

p.s. it worked *wink wonk*

*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

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