Current thoughts on Eurovision: Could be gayer
according to new fashion trends emos now wear white
You just haven’t met the right Hansel yet.
Friendly reminder before the end. I’d fuck Petyr Baelish
Relationship goals: be in a relationship as passionate as Morrissey and this chocolate bar
#millennials
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
“im getting old” starter pack
- “this is way too sweet”
- “they’re remaking that movie already????”
- “my back hurts”
- “wait, people get mad about that now?”
- “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
- “hold on let me check my calendar first”
- **turns on the radio** [groans]
How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday
i wish the boys would break into my house and crack a cold one over my head killing me instantly
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat
when u do the homework for once but forget it at home
the entire voting system relies on europeans being bad at math
hey portugal, you know the country who had the song with the deepest meaning? hungary. you knows who had fireworks? hungary. por que no los dos?
europeans when they see verka serduchka