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Got something that only an impressive dragon can handle? You've come to the right place! (Just don't touch the gemstones)
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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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ask-zaukodar

This isn't the official VA talking but HOT DAMN if this one didn't get me rolling on the floor laughing.

YA CALL YOURSELF A SAILOR, YA AINT EVEN GOT A BOAT! I AINT EVER SEEN YA RIG A JIB OR WEIGH AN ANCHOR! HAUL A FOREBRACE, OR SOMETHIN! YER HALF LEGS AN' Y'AINT GOT AN OUNCE A' SEA IN EITHER OF EM! RECKON YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEEWARDS FROM YOUR EDWARDS, STARBOARDS FROM YOUR LARBOARDS (PORT THAT IS)! WOULDN'T KNOW A PORT IF YOU HAD TO PARK IN ONE! PROBABLY THINK THE QUARTERDECK IS THE PRICE A' ADMISSION, "ONE QUARTER PER DECK" I HEAR YOU SAY, AND THEY'RE LAUGHIN AT YA! YA OUT A' UNIFORM! HOW YA GONNA BLOUSE YER TROUSERS IF YA AIN'T GOT NO TROUSERS TO BLOUSE?! IF YER A I SAY IF YER A SAILOR I'M THE GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS!
Source: twitter.com
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mcnostril

The reason you never see Doc Mitchell outside is because he’s under house-arrest for being a pervert.

Anyway I started playing New Vegas because I watched a video that told me New Vegas is great (it was a good video except for all the spoilers but I suppose that is my fault for not having decided to play New Vegas a decade ago), and after extensive fiddling with mods and roaming the wasteland I can say that yes, the video was quite correct, New Vegas is great.

The Fallout show reminded me that I never did finish New Vegas due to a terminal case of Mod Madness.

Though I still believe my initial theory about Doc Mitchell was correct because of all the mods that change him, none trusts him enough to let him out of the house.

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I should be clear, I will fully dunk on Fallout 4. It's not good as compared to many other RPGs, and especially pales in comparison to New Vegas.

The companions are flat and one-note. None of the factions are interesting, and the Institute fails to be a compelling villain or viable choice to side with. ("Why are you doing all this evil shit?" "It's... hard to explain." Fuck off.) I'm not even interested in the settlement building.

But sometimes I wanna tune up a customized power armor and stomp around blasting mirelurks with my tricked out laser rifle while my Pipboy blasts Atom Bomb Baby.

It's a fun little playground with Fallout paint on it.

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ask-zaukodar

Which, at the end of the day, is all a Bethesda game needs to be.

It sure can't be anything else.

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teaboot

stop posting this kinda shit my vestigial fish brain wanna go home

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ask-zaukodar

gotta pack it in boys my elf-brain heard the call of the sea and now i need to spend the next decade building a ship to pass away into the undying west

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Someone: Why are you so mad that they cut the Scouring of the Shire from the Lord of the Rings movies?

Me: Saruman’s takeover of the Shire collapses the boundary between “home” and “the world” that the characters have taken for granted for most of the novel. It forces them to confront the fact that evil isn’t a high and distant force that can be defeated and done away with forever; it comes home to you in the most intimate ways imaginable, and its effects take time and work to truly heal. And all this reflects Frodo’s own internal state, as he realizes that he can never fully leave behind and return from the things he did.

Also me:

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queen-mihai

And don't think your situation is going to be "so sad that it'll pull on their heartstrings" and make some insurance company do the right thing.

Unfortunately they've heard it all before. They're desensitized and it's just going to sound like whining. Maybe, just maybe, people in the US shouldn't NEED to rely on their heartstrings to get medical care.

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feefal

Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔

Y’all… this dumb joke I made got viral on twitter and pissed of a LOT of right-wing philosophers and fundamentalists yesterday, it’s actually wild.

These are the types of dudes who cry about leftists getting triggered while they literally froth at the mouth at the sight of a meme drawing

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ask-zaukodar

Just imagine how rabid they'll be when you show up for a public speaking event without the meat suit

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fyxenz

The baggy cargo pants and bikini top doesn’t work so good with digitigrade feet 😔

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