Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
This isn't the official VA talking but HOT DAMN if this one didn't get me rolling on the floor laughing.
YA CALL YOURSELF A SAILOR, YA AINT EVEN GOT A BOAT! I AINT EVER SEEN YA RIG A JIB OR WEIGH AN ANCHOR! HAUL A FOREBRACE, OR SOMETHIN! YER HALF LEGS AN' Y'AINT GOT AN OUNCE A' SEA IN EITHER OF EM! RECKON YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEEWARDS FROM YOUR EDWARDS, STARBOARDS FROM YOUR LARBOARDS (PORT THAT IS)! WOULDN'T KNOW A PORT IF YOU HAD TO PARK IN ONE! PROBABLY THINK THE QUARTERDECK IS THE PRICE A' ADMISSION, "ONE QUARTER PER DECK" I HEAR YOU SAY, AND THEY'RE LAUGHIN AT YA! YA OUT A' UNIFORM! HOW YA GONNA BLOUSE YER TROUSERS IF YA AIN'T GOT NO TROUSERS TO BLOUSE?! IF YER A I SAY IF YER A SAILOR I'M THE GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS!