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Jason
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time for a new inning.
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knusprig-titten-hitler
Wqhat the fuck
notfunnymistahj
ITS JUST FLUFF. THERES NO DOG ITS JUST FLUFF OMG
thearrowflash
No that dog has super speed and is vibrating so fast that it is able to move its molecules through that fence.
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frankcastledaily
I send them to hell. I sleep just fine.
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divinoir88
prince is the most intimidating person under 5’5”
haussofkm
I love him.
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10 Should Reads
for Ladies into Ladies into Sci-fi/Fantasy
[You like Buffy, contemporary urban fantasy, witches, sisterhood, Young Adult]
- You’ll love; The Engelsfors Trilogy by Mats Strandberg & Sara Elfgren Bergmark
[You like classic fantasy, epic fantasy, quests, magic, sole survivors]
- You’ll love; Fire Logic by Laurie Marks
[You like military fantasy, matriarchal societies, female warriors, slow-burn bow chicka-wow-wow]
- You’ll love; The Warrior’s Path by Catherine M Wilson
[You like shapeshifters, secret societies, romance, star crossed lovers]
- You’ll love; Second Nature by Jae
[You like super powered mutants, near future dystopias, underdogs, and orphans who like to box]
- You’ll love; Santa Olivia by Jaqueline Carey
[You like Zombies, pop culture references, innuendos and sass]
- You’ll love; Eat Your Heart Out by Dayna Ingram
[You like Norse mythology, urban fantasy, blacksmiths, dragons and Portland]
- You’ll love; Black Blade Blues by J.A. Pitts
[You like classic Science Fiction, parallel universes, poetry and philosphy]
- You’ll love; The Female Man by Joanna Russ
[You like gothic ghost stories, mind-fucks, atmospheric autumn novels in a New England setting]
- You’ll love; The Red Tree by Caitlin Kiernan
[You like robots, space, science fiction, wit, scathing satire]
- You’ll love; The Stone Gods by Jeanette Winterson
You really should read more lesbian books, so you’re perfectly free to see this as the kick in the ass that you need to do just that. Pick one and read it. Pick two, read both. Pick all. Just read more lesbian books.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
(Chapter 81 spoilers)
In which Levi injects Erwin with the serum, but ends up being too late.
@memos-from-kenma @commandersuga welcome to hell here’s the KISS
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bronzedsugaruk-deactivated20170
A Man’s goal is to fuck me. He will be nice to me. He will be sweet to me. If that does not work, he will ignore me. He will threaten me. He will challenge me. He will push me away and then try to pull me back. He will even act as if sex isn’t important. These are games. His goal is to fuck me.
G.L Lambert - Hot Tactics (via bronzedsugaruk)
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Así te amo porque no sé amar de otra manera.
Pablo Neruda (via de-poesia-y-poetas)
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hookedonangel
What is something that you need right now?
Happiness
glorialino83
A sense of purpose
naturalyfindingme
Dedication
LOVE
Food
femmefatalecreams
To be feasted upon
stonedkitsune
Money.
meredithmeri
A sense of meaning.
Financial security
slackerdemonchild
Money 💸
Intimacy
wherethebitchesatt
Dick
ganjflavoredcleats
A fucking clue
All of the above lol
Danny <3 @grande-avocado
@harakiri-sunshine's legs
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This is not the first time rumors about me being gay have come up. Twice before actually. Just a weird coincidence. A little too weird. Almost makes you wonder if it’s not a coincidence at all! Whoa! Which it is, of course. But it makes you wonder.
Aziraphale (via incorrect-good-omens-quotes)
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This has been in my queue for four months.
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dressed up; nowhere to go