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Parker Cho 22 Conjurer 18+ Literate RP Account
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"It was their fault, not mine."

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                       Terrible Choices ( not accepting! )

“I don’t really give a shit whose fault it was to be honest, you were in here with them and so you’re guilty by association.” He frowns as he examines the broken mirrors before casting a withering gaze in the woman’s direction, heterochromatic hues practically pinning her down where she stood, non verbally threatening her with his wrath if she decided to try to run away like the other shit heads who had been fucking around and caused this mess. “We’re a ecclectic type of shop, but at the end of the day we’re still a business girlie. You break it you bought it, so it’s time to pay up. That’ll be approximately 1,000,000 won. We accept cash, and all major credit cards.”                                                               ( @kabonvi )

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Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

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「reality: feat. niel 」

Niel didn’t believe in any of the bull shit he was a man of logic. Most of all he was a man of reason because that’s what books told him. Yet here was once more in the store he didn’t believe in at all. But he knew this was what his friend wanted for their birthday and he planned on getting what they wanted. “I was here last week with a friend and I did say it was all fake.” Niel said because to him it was all fake. It was how he had be raised, it was what the books he read and what the world said. Until he was proven different he was going to to feel how he felt. Yet the male was a good friend and would do whatever he could for his friend. Not bothered by the blond’s words or when he snapped a picture. “I don’t need a charm or anything, I already passed all of my classes.” He said in a matter of fact tone because Niel took pride in being smart. He took pride in knowing he was usually one of the smartest people in the room. “My friend’s birthday is coming up and he wanted something from here. I want to make him happy so that’s why I’m here” He corrected getting his reason of visiting the store out in the open.

He’s seen this type of person countless times in the past. The high and mighty type who put all of their faith in logic and science. They were the type that he loved messing with the most. “Hmm, well aren’t you a good student? You want a cookie or something?” He’s disinterested in the other’s academic career, and he doesn’t hesitate to let him know. Figuring he’d shaken the picture enough, he purses his lips and sets it aside for later. A gift for a friend, he says. How fucking precious. “What kind of magic does your friend study? I can help you choose the most suitable gift or whatever.” He steps out from behind the counter and shoves his hands in his pockets. “Or did he specifically tell you what he was looking for?” 

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「reality: feat. niel 」

“Well, well, well, look at what the fucking cat dragged in.” Parker mused as he reaches out to pet the black cat that had jumped up onto the counter of the shop. Heterochomatic gaze focuses on the form of the lanky male standing awkwardly at the door. A shit-eating grin spread across his face, he arches a pierced brow and cocks his head to the side a bit. “As I recall, you were the one in here last week with your friend going on about how this was all fake.” The blonde snaps his fingers and a small Polaroid camera appears in his hand from thin air. “What do you need today? You one of the dozens of students that comes in during finals week looking for a charm for good luck on their exams? Or maybe you want to hex an ex girlfriend...Well, maybe not that one hm?” He snaps a picture of the other, smirking to himself as he shakes it out in the hopes it will develop faster. This one was going on the wall of non-believers.                                                                     ( @fckxillusion )

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"I am a fully grown adult. I can fuck up if I want to."

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                              Terrible Choices ( accepting ! )

Parker watched the other male from behind the counter with a straight face, blinking once before rolling his eyes. Why the hell were people so damn stubborn? “Personally? I don’t really give a fuck what you do. I’m just trying to give you a warning that if you fuck up any of the spells in that book you’ll essentially be a zombie for the rest of your life. Or possibly even open up that little door in your brain and have something particularly nasty enter your body. So perhaps you want to pick something up that’s a little more beginner friendly. Like a deck of playing cards, or one of those hats with a pre-loaded rabbit.” His lips curve up in a smile that was only somewhat condescending. An achievement for him, really.

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 HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER SENTENCE STARTERS

❝  I don’t kiss and tell. ❝ Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?❞  ❝ We are so, so screwed. ❞ ❝ Smile or go to jail. ❞  ❝ And you call me immature? I’m the most grown up grown up ever compared to your dumbass.❞ ❝ See, sexting pays off. ❞ ❝ Someone woke up in a mood to fight this morning.❞ ❝ Whatever it takes, isn’t that what you said? ❞ ❝ Wow, someone has daddy issues? ❞  ❝ You should have worn a condom. ❞ ❝ Bitches be crazy. ❞ ❝ You call it crazy, I call it winning. ❞ ❝ I can’t sleep without having nightmares. I’m scared I might be going crazy. ❞  ❝ Thank god I don’t have a gun or I’d shoot her myself. ❞ ❝ Let the slut shaming begin. ❞  ❝ Get me some chocolate chip cookies. I hate all this healthy food! ❞ ❝ Shouldn’t I be getting some credit for trying to be a good person? ❞ ❝ You said you wanted to know me. Even the bad things. ❞ ❝ We’re bad people. That’s the only thing we have in common. ❞ ❝ You taste like my sauce. ❞ ❝ Men lie, that’s all they’re good at. ❞ ❝ Honestly? I’ve got like six guys on my jock right now. I need to focus. ❞ ❝ Seriously, just because my facial hair isn’t as luscious as yours, doesn’t mean I still can’t kick your ass. ❞ ❝ I don’t do boyfriends. ❞ ❝ You’re a misogynistic ass. ❞ ❝ I think about you all the time. It’s freakin’ annoying. ❞ ❝ Keep lying that good and you might actually get away with this. ❞ ❝ Afraid we’ll kiss again if we’re too close? ❞ ❝ Like I’d ever want to screw you. ❞  ❝ What’s next? We change our relationship status on Facebook? ❞ ❝ No woman wants to be on the receiving side of that. ❞ ❝ I’m so freakin’ mad I wasn’t born gay! ❞   ❝ But here’s the thing: I love me. ❞ ❝ This could take a while, wanna sneak upstairs? ❞  ❝ I look nice, I know, but that’s just my face. ❞ ❝ This works on women as well as men. ❞ 
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Terrible Choices II

"I don't suppose you could fill me in on what happened last night..."
"Or, or, third option, we could not do neither of those things."
"You're acting like a jerk!"
"I am a fully grown adult. I can fuck up if I want to."
"You bought that used? Do you really think that was a good idea?"
"You don't have a shut off switch, do you?"
"I know I did wrong but I want to make this right."
"It was their fault, not mine."
"Maybe if you had listened to me none of this would have happened."
"I have a brilliant idea..."
"A Band Aid is not going to fix this."
"That's not a totally terrible idea."
"Oh God no, please no."
[text] I could use some help here
"That was an abomination."
"It's not your fault."
"I didn't know it was going to be so hard!"
"I can't hide from this any longer."
"Screw you."
"Let's just watch it burn."
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「hungover: feat. irene 」

Unfiltered light pours in through the separated curtains of his bedroom window, and he finds himself giving a pained groan at the blinding headache that rips through his skull. Groggy wasn’t the word for it. Ready for death was perhaps more accurate. Placing his pillow over his head, he simply lay there for a minute as he silently hoped that somehow he managed to smother himself and put himself out his misery. After a minute he rolls so his back is to the window and reluctantly peels open his eyes, trying to ignore the way that his body is screaming at him for being so stupid last night. His gaze falls upon a glass of water and a few asprin on his nightstand and he finds a thankful whine leaving his lips as he practically inhales it before shakily getting out of bed and trudging into the living room. “Irene?” He rasps out, wondering if she was still around or if she’d run off to class or whatever the fuck else it was she was always doing already.                                                                  ( @deadprxsident​ )

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「fanboy: feat. baekhyun 」

Parker watches through kohl-lined eyes as Baekhyun sits in front of his computer staring with wide eyes and a stupid grin as he takes in the aesthetics of whoever-the-fuck’s new music video. Expression dull and clearly not amused by the lack of attention he’s receiving, the blonde rolls his eyes and crosses his arms as he leans back into the couch. “If I put on a skirt and started shaking my ass like that would you pay attention to me too?” He inquires bluntly, arching a pieced brow. It wasn’t the first time something like this had happened, but it was the first time he’d decided to say anything since he was bored out of his mind and he’d come over to have a guy’s night. Giving an exasperated sigh, he frowns a bit. “Who the hell are you even listening to now? They all sound the same.”                                                                       ( @baeksans  )

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「plot call!!」

I’m currently looking to get some pre-established relationships set up for Parker so please like this if you’d be interested! Also a small heads up to everyone that I’m a lot more active on aim. Feel free to add me over at squirtle.exe for either ic or ooc interactions. Or just drop yours here?
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I fortunately know a little magic, it’s a talent that I always have possessed. And here lately, please don’t laugh, I use it on behalf of the:                miserable                                       lonely                                             depressed

                                                   Pathetic.

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( &. rooftops: hanbin + yezi )

It’s a surprisingly warm night in mid spring reminiscent of those they spent together as teenagers and for the first time in a while Yezi finds herself letting her guard down as she trudges up the stairs to her best friend’s apartment. With a six pack of Chilsung Cider and a bag filled with assorted snacks in one hand, and a six pack of beer in the other, she lets herself into his home after her kick at the door is met with complaints and a call that the door was open. Perhaps it’s due to stubborness and sheer willpower that she manages to do it with one finger, careful not to shake or drop anything. “Eyyyy, you could get the door.” She snarks as she narrows her eyes at his form on the couch, eyes glued to the tv screen like some middle-aged woman watching her soap operas. “Fucking nerd.” She mutters, making her way over to him before placing the cider in his lap.  “Come on loser, we’re going on the roof. The weather’s fucking nice as shit.” She jerks her head towards the still open door. “Bring your laptop we can watch a  movie or something.” 

                                                   ( @hanbinxmi​ )

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