Is this a mood or what

I Hear That’s Good

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

Jurassic Congress

the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too. 

“given my understanding of linear time” 

So Minnesotans showed the fuck up tonight (like we do) - thousands in the street protesting tr*mp’s latest executive disorders. And guess what happened? The old proverb “What if an emergency vehicle needs to get where it’s going” came to life, and the sea went silent and parted to allow it through (swiftly…literally the truck was going about as fast as, if not faster than, it would have been if there had been cars it needed to go around).

Please share this. This was a rare occurrence where an emergency vehicle needed to go through the route of a protest, when usually they have predetermined alternative routes, and it went completely fine. Also for the love of god, have more respect for firefighters/EMTs…they know how to do their jobs. They’re ready for anything, including working around protests.

So folks can stop using that tired old argument now (not that it was ever backed up by sources anyway).

It’s almost as though these protesters who are protesting for human rights are decent human people.

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

it’s #MeToo to include everyone…….not #SheToo lmao

yeah wtf? #metoo is for men as well. Men are also victims, men have been a vocal part of this movement too.

Terry Crews did not tell his story to be disrespected and erased like this.

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

Jeezus fuckin Christ

I’m in love with the great British bake off

i think about this a lot

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

This man deserves everything let him he happy

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Could we leave one of the very rarely found unproblematic white dudes alone?

His GQ piece is amazing and heartbreaking. He’s such a beautiful person.

Not only that but only utter garbage people body shame.

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

Fear is not consent

I WILL REBLOG THIS FOREVER. F O R E V E R

biggus dickus energy

this is iconic

This shit is so hilarious

Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

actual definition of BDE

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

I mean What’s the demon look like

a collection of underrated tweets