every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

kids these days................

kids 2015: hey check out these pictures of me at Vans Warped Tour haha kids 1815 *after waiting 6 weeks for a telegram*: bartholomew has died of smallpox

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

Thank you Crewniverse for these new reaction memes. This is the premium content I signed up for.

soft bro fun 

my aesthetic

winter solstice & summer solstice

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

Woke

will i spend eternity only gasping for air?

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