Midnight Starkid

This is me singing A Whole New World as a male duet. Don’t judge too harshly. :D Love. Twitter peeps, this is for you. 

Disclaimer: All rights are owned by Disney and I own NONE of them. This was purely for fun.

Scrolling through my likes when I stumbled upon this little gem

So I completely forgot this was a thing…

@originalskins and @merrygreenie

The look on her face when she realizes

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

okay, idk where the clip was, but there was another bit where she was talking to this frat-boy looking dude:

and I just love that guy’s energy. So much of the trans bathroom talk is invasive and way too personal, and then there’s this guy like “yeah, why the fuck would I need to know? why do you need to know, you weirdo?”

tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. i repeat. tik tok is having a bone stealing witch scandal. but this time a man is collecting human spines

the nature of humanity is that every so often someone tries to brag about “””acquiring””” human remains on the internet again

it’s the circle of life

@normal-horoscopes

AY THERE IT IS

The rule of thumb on the internet is that if you think it's brand new, tumblr did it first, and second, and third. We internet olds have been there, done that, got the t-shirt, and are still scarred.

Beluga whale that enjoys scaring people | source

I don’t blame him. If I was stuck in that tank, I’d be cranky too.😂

The face he makes when he likes how it turns out is gold!

I knew he was going to love this one, my grandmother used to make this and it’s amazing.

I can’t with him.

This is like, one of the most normal recipes he’s done I think. Zucchini is an amazing substitute for eggs in brownies and cake

Technically true.

He got the job.

He takes his job seriously.

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

It got better!🥺💙

The fact that he put effort into adding himself as background characters is something else

The fact that he says chateauneuf du pape when obviously the pope doesn't exist yet even as the faintest concept, and the look in response

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO PLEASE REBLOG

Shoutout to the problematic little elfs who need to get their shit together

Hey

Get your shit together 😊

The baby gays need to learn about the hardship the community has and continues to go through. Things are better but they're not best. Not by a long shot.

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

^

Ok but. Same.

This human has delightfully bouncy hair

It is sad the song is necessary but it is a bop.

I would pay good money to hear Frank Turner cover this

I like how everybody is paired off haha

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

#pure

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.