I will say this in SWSH’s defense: I truly never understood “don’t go into the tall grass” until a pokemon twice my size started chasing me and immediately proved to be faster than I could run

if her pokemon hadn’t been there to protect her i firmly believe that the small child you play as in this game would be dead now

The Wild Area is GameFreak finally putting the old “lol a game about forcing animals to fight” thing to rest. These things want nothing more than to eat curry, get petted, and kick any ass in their line of sight.

this is an excellent addition to my post a+

this is also why nurse joy says “we hope to see you again” after she heals your pokemon. if she sees you again it means you haven’t gotten mauled to death by elemental creatures while you were away.

cap was there when he signed for us and now he’s there when he signed his contract extension❤️

We love you 3000

I can only imagine Tony meeting Yinsen again and telling him “I had nothing, and then I had everything”. The MCU dad, picking up the strays who needed love like he did when he was young. Treating his inventions like his kids and giving them as much humanity as he could. Happy Father’s day Tony!.

Better late than never, love ya Tony ;v;

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

Tony Hawk is at a weird level of fame.

High Maintenance™️ heroes

concept: crowley with a roomba

i can’t decide if he’d bully it like his plants if it wasn’t vacuuming quickly enough, or alternatively, he’d TRY to bully it but then it beeps at him and he can’t bring himself to and it just becomes his Pet Roomba That He Loves But Won’t Admit That He Loves Because He Is A Demon And It Is A Robot

#the roomba bullies him (via ratkingbrady)

yes. he tries to get rid of it but he can’t bring himself to so now the roomba is just terrorizing him in his own home. but at least his floors are clean

he can’t walk around without the roomba sniping his ankles

the roomba likes aziraphale, it just purrs when he’s around. crowley only gets sniped when noone else is around to witness it.

Aziraphale LOVES the roomba. He thinks it’s cute, he wants to get one for the shop, but he’s worrried it would knock piles of books over or something. He ‘feeds’ it crumbs and tells it it’s a “good roomba”.

Crowley just glares at it through all of this, knowing he won’t be believed if he complains about how much its victimising him and watches it acting all innocent.

Aziraphale leaves, Crowley gets up and feels a pain in his ankle. “You are not a good roomba.” he growls.

I’m pretty sure there’s something in the book about machinery they use working according to their belief (like how Crowley’s sound system doesn’t have any speakers but works anyway because he doesn’t know you need speakers)

So really there’s two possibilities here:

Henry Kissinger on his deathbed

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(tags courtesy of @fynnkaterin)

Favorite Avenger 

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what if angels in their “true” forms are actually more terrifying than demons because demons reflect human sins and fears but angels are so entirely other and alien from us as to be truly eldritch

demon, looking at a renaissance painting of an angel as a rosy-cheeked cherub with fluffy white wings and golden curls and a gentle, loving expression: you see this shit? propaganda

This guy is fucking lurking.

This guy is fucking lurking.

This guy is fucking lurking.

The Most Dangerous Game Indeed

I may need help