person who has/works with kids: *talking about how much they hate kids*
me:
Naturally Erupted Elephant Rock in Heimaey in Iceland
I’ve often seen pictures of the elephant’s head, and have been amazed by it every time. But I’d never seen the picture from above, showing the whole body/tail and trunk. It’s incredible from this angle, and am convinced it is a real ancient mega elephant turned to stone by a dark or benevolent force long forgotten.
AKA this fucks me up
I love her
look for the helpers
When you hear promises you’ve heard many times before…
Me: I’m going to bed early tonight so I can get enough sleep and wake up early and feel refreshed. Me at 2 am laughing at memes in bed:
hey gamers
how do i add a gf to my inventory?
You don’t! She’s obvs not an item, but a new party member, so maybe you were looking in the wrong menu all along ?
The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing
Why is she holding it like a wand
Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.
I don’t care what this is but I’d love some context
i wish there wasn’t such a stigma around being proved wrong, bc it’s a part of life, no one can be right all the time. if we didn’t feel as much shame about it i think a lot of things would change a lot faster
we all need to practice saying “I hadn’t thought of it like that” “I hadn’t seen it that way before” “I must have misunderstood the first time I heard about it” “if I had known those facts I wouldn’t have thought like I did”
real lgbt solidarity
list of things that shouldn’t exist
- fire ants
- mosquitoes
list of things that should exist
- dragons
how to have a nice body
step one: look in mirror
step two: identify body
step three: nice
guys at my university I have a part time job where my sole responsibility is filling up the piano humidifaction systems with water
I literally am a piano waterer & tbh I kinda feel like I’m thriving
I feel like I need to add that I carry around this water jug that kinda looks like a regular watering can and when people ask me what I’m doing I just say “watering the pianos” and walk away
i think about this every time i use tinder
ruby + text post (again)
at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends