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Behold My Blog

@shylock221b-blog / shylock221b-blog.tumblr.com

This is my new one since something happened to my old one.
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my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

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glukauf

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

ITS LIKE TOOTHLESS IN HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

Source: BBC
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apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

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mamavalkyrie

Shots fired

No we have gun control

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animentality

Anime dads are the worst.

Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. 

Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. 

Um excuse me, Haruhi’s dad from OHSHC is fabulous so don’t hate.

haruhi’s dad is literally the best dad ever okay

how could you forget this guy?

Anime dad’s only suck if they have sons.

Anime dad’s with daughters are top notch.

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garzabird

seriously though

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other girls: wear pink, buy bath bombs, listen to pop music
me: completely respects that because girls have the right to like whatever they want without feeling ashamed of it
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