ludacris: if u aint got no money take your broke ass home!!!

me: 

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Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America?

“You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?”

$34,000 a year, no college needed?

God forbid you take an honest job $7,000 above Michigan’s average cost of living line.

“You don’t wanna be a ditch digger.”

Bitch, I was making $15 an hour, post tax, doing exactly that, the fuck is wrong with it? (Other than it was physically exhausting.)

We need to help America, as a whole, understand that college is not, and should not be he only option, and that there is NO SHAME in trade school or even getting a career right out of high school.

I, personally, know plumbers making $80,000+ a year. Better than most 4 year degree workers.

We need plumbers, janitors, truck-drivers, garbage collectors, machinists, to keep this nation running smoothly. And they deserve respect for what they do.

Miss me with your classist bullshit.

Healthcare for the people: $3 Food for the poor: $5 Militarized conquering of countries who didn’t want to play ball with Western corporations: $300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Paper towels for Puerto Rico: $6

Someone good at budgeting help me my country’s dying

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

This thread is making me wet

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

Did you know wikihow gets all its images from traced stock photos so they don’t have to pay for them?

That’s a really bad trace, dude.

new reaction image

When that person u hate is finally getting dragged and u bring your whole family to watch

protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort

this would have been useful information when i murdered my mouth eating ten warheads in a row

hey quick question what was going through your mind when doing that

“urghurhur im love eat sour” it was a bad call

A girl at work kept sputtering when she was ordering her coffee, and her friends kept giggling. She’s literally so cute omg.

Update: she keeps glancing at me over her mug. Her friend is nudging her. I’m literally. Omg.

UPDATE: I was getting dishes from a nearby table. Her friend said “Do it.” Over amd over. She sputtered out “you’re cute” she’s blushing a lot. Omfg.

Someone asked if I drink espresso straight. I said I don’t do anything straight. She giggled. Her friend smiled. What the frick.

I GOT HER FUCKIGN NUMBER

Her name is Riley and we’re gonna see a movie together on Sunday. OH SHIT.

My name is Junie B. Jones. The “B” stands for “Bush did 9/11” but I just go by “B”

i don’t have an ink pen or fancy paper so how about

minktober

minktober day 2

minktober day 3

day 4

day 5

academia is fake you can only trust your fists

Are you suggesting we start punching professors?

idk about you but I know a couple of profs who could use a swift punch in the teeth

physically defend your thesis 

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen?? Watch this

but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

but it gets better

much better

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

if falling in love doesn’t feel like “granger danger” from the 2009 smash hit musical a very potter musical, then i do not want it

Kalli, (because)