I love Star Wars.
lasagna is a gateway kink one minute youre rubbing pasta on a tity next thing you know youre naked in the pasta aisle of a supermarket shouting choke me daddy
What
dont shame me i swear to frick u better not be shaming me rn
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
stars remember stars above below before the coldest hunting ground then called !seduced! !ensnared! a symbiote afloat our everhungry home nestled nested now in cedars cast down the benighted i will be their dragon soar and slaughter scratch in blood the memory of stars
DIVIDED WE FALL // (click to enlarge)
first embrace & last embrace
He’s probably the world’s most beautiful looking man, yet he doesn’t think he’s that gorgeous. And to me, he’s just smelly, farty Leo. - Kate Winslet
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
what if one day u just suddenly turned into an almond and u couldnt scream or do anything about it bc u were just a fucking almond
are you okay
The Force Awakens by Marko Manev
Sue fucking OBLITERATED him
Never getting over the robe
where do you come from?