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Fandoms and Randoms

@bookfreakmatej-blog / bookfreakmatej-blog.tumblr.com

Fandom stuff and random smu- what?
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A little thing

So people are following me based off of this one post from a while back. Either it was actually good or I am am a hipster. I wager on the former

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"Hey, you feeling okay?"

*eyes filled with tears* I'm fine: Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio
*screaming internally* I'm fine: Gemini, Aquarius, Libra
*twitching uncontrollably* I'm fine: Capricorn, Virgo, Taurus
*forcing a smile* I'm fine: Leo, Sagittarius, Aries
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sizzlebutt

Not enough people talk about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Like, heโ€™s literally the father of modern technology and one of the smartest human beings to ever live and I never ever learned in school that he was gay.ย 

If all the LGBT people are asย โ€œDOOMEDโ€ as the bible thumpers think we are, hell, at least weโ€™re in good company.ย 

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susiephone

I was about to say I canโ€™t believe I didnโ€™t know this

and then I remembered the American education system

Yes, I can fucking believe I didnโ€™t know this.

But yeah. Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Pass it on.

Leo painted a picture of his lover as Jesus and thatโ€™s the image we use today

Oh man that is sad. Iโ€™m sorry your teachers are failing you.

Some Leonardo facts you should tattoo on your heart:

  • He was actually convicted for sodomy at age 24, but the allegations were dropped for lack of testimony. The charges affected him immensely, as he was by all means, a very private person.
  • Da Vinciโ€™s models for Christ are unknown. The claim that he depicted his lover as Jesus most likely arose from the bullshit about Cesare Borgia being the inspiration for White Jesusโ„ข combined with the allegations that Leonardo and Cesare were loversโ€ฆThere is little to no support for these claims. However, itโ€™s speculated his lover Gian Giacomo Caprotti was the model for his St. John the Baptist.
  • He was universally beloved (minus Michelangelo lollll), like the nicest, funniest, gentlest, handsomest man youโ€™d ever meet. He was generous beyond words, treated everyone equally, and loved to play pranks.
  • He was also fuckinโ€™ ripped. It was rumored he could bend a horseshoe in half with his bare hands.
  • Often wore pink and other vibrant colors.
  • Rumored to sleep approx. 2 hours a night.
  • Was left-handed and ambidextrous. He was dyslexic, possibly had ADD, and suffered from frequent paranoia.
  • He was his own worst critic and often destroyed his work. He still left behind over 13k journal pages, filled with sketches and so many dick jokes.
  • His last words were: โ€œI have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.โ€
  • Would buy caged animals from the market just to set them free. He was allegedly a vegetarian.
  • For a time he kept a pet lizard and made him a custom set of wings and horns. He would routinely scare the shit out of people with his โ€˜dragon.โ€™
  • My all time fave: While staying in the Vatican he would invite guests into a residential room which had been filled with cleaned/dried animal intestines that he had sewn together. He fastened a bellows to the end of the intestines and proceeded to inflate them. Onlookers were so excited to see DaVinciโ€™s new โ€inventionโ€ that they didnโ€™t even realize this asshole was just blowing up a giant balloon and pinning them to the wall holy shit I love him so much.

AWESOME GAY GENIUS WHO HAD HIS PET LIZARD COSPLAY AS A DRAGON

Seriously, Leonardo Da Vinci is one of the small number of dudes from history who are legitimately AWESOME and amazing and who I would totally want to meet if I had a time machine at my disposal :D

I heard it was believed he was bisexual. But who knows I could be wrong

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So......

โ€ฆ..I am on the verge of being suspended from my one jobโ€ฆ..

becauseโ€ฆ.

a woman complained to both my manager and the store manager and the assistant store manager that I was being rude and ignoring her while I was on till and cashing her through because I wasnโ€™t talking to her when she was talking to meโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Iโ€™m Deaf.ย 

I have a sticker that I can put on my till and a pin that I put on my uniform that says DEAF so that people know. The packer who was packing up her groceries told her I was Deaf and her response to him wasย โ€˜She should learn to listen better if she is going to work in the service industry.โ€™ My packer then tried to continue to explain to which the lady told him that it was still my responsibility to have a conversation with her if she wanted one and that instead of watching the screen to see if her groceries scanned through I should listen to the beeps that way I can talk to her.ย 

3 times my packer explained to her that I physically am unable to hear and no matter what I wonโ€™t be able to pay attention to both what she is trying to tell me and to the computer to make sure all the groceries went through.ย 

And still she complained.ย 

And now because she complained to both the store managers and the front end manager they might have to put me on suspension for 3 days because of it.ย 

What fucking bullshit audist society do we live in?????

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rikkipoynter

Hell fucking no.

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

what the fuck I hate people

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Poor Person: I need food stamps so I donโ€™t starve.

Conservative: Thatโ€™s lazy. Get a job.

Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesnโ€™t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised.

Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college so you can get a better job.

Poor Person: Fine. But Iโ€™ll need financial assistance to afford college.

Conservative: Still lazy.

Poor Person: Fine. I went to college, put myself in debt, and got a degree. But the only jobs I can get without experience are unpaid internships. Businesses should be required to pay their interns.

Conservative: โ€ฆ

Conservative: Still lazy.

Poor Person: How the hell do you expect me to get out of debt?

Conservative: Itโ€™s your own fault. You choose to go to college even though you couldnโ€™t afford it.

Poor Person:ย But youโ€™re the one who keeps telling poor people to go to college. Are you saying that Iโ€™m lazy if I donโ€™t go to college, and lazy if I do?

Conservative: Yes.

Poor Person: Then what the hell should I do?

Conservative: Be born rich.

Someone put this PERFECTLY. f u c k

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Bernie Sanders: *runs for president*
Me: sign me the FUCK up ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œth ๐Ÿ‘Œ ere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ† ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit
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