What is This I Don't Even

I honestly never thought I would be on this end of asking for donations. As much as I hate relying on others for money, this little dunsparce will end up without a burrow without help this month.

Maud Wagner, the first well-known female tattoo artist in the United States, 1907.

#DUDE LOOK AT HER FUCKING ADVANCE ON HIM#FUCKING PREDATOR!REY IS MY FAVE#FOREVER#and in this moment he’s like FUCK FUCK FUCK ABORT#I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE (via @futurerustfuture-dust)

took years to love my skin color so the excessive selfies is just me making up for lost time ig @/queenxayla

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

Tag your oc who is stressed 24/7. 

 You know the one.

Shigure singing in heirs of fate part 1.

You know that house you pass when you get lost on a back road?

Every back road in Pennsylvania has one.

The house the forest has been lazily trying to reclaim since the day it was built, tucked neatly between somewhere and nowhere?

You know the one I mean.

It’s just a house, of course. You tell yourself that it’s just a house, anyhow. You’re a rational person, and it’s just a regular house. There’s a suburb like a mile back, for Christ’s sake. You’re not exactly stranded. Just lost. It’s late, and you need to turn around.

The porch is a heap of deer skulls and axes and water-logged indoor furniture, and you try to slow your breathing. Plenty of people hunt. Plenty of people chop firewood. Plenty of people survive turning around in someone’s driveway, so why are you being such a baby? What are you afraid of?

And surely it’s a safer place to reset your GPS than the… Well, what must have been a farm, once… up the road. With its single, emaciated horse and its howling, feral cats and its tetanus-trap of vine-choked, scrap-ravaged cars.

Surely this is safer, you think.

And you’d be right, most nights.

I mean, there’s an even chance you’ll be pulling chunks of deer out of the grille of your car if you panic and drive away too fast, but that’s not the house’s fault. That’s just Pennsylvania for ya’.

Most nights, everything is perfectly fine, and you’ll laugh it off as sleep-deprived paranoia and arrive at your destination unscathed and unchanged.

But every so often… If the sky is clear and the air is crisp, and you listen very carefully, you’ll hear me…

I’m there, you know…

Perched on the roof, just outside of your view, just fuckin’ shreddin’ on this toy accordion I got on Craigslist for ten bucks. Just, like, reallllly goin’ at it like you would not believe, whispering, “Hell yeah,” every few measures.

I’m getting pretty good, actually.

This made you guys unreasonably mad. The amount of, “Goddamnit, Patsy,” asks I got outweighs the amount of notes this even has.

no fucking way

Isthis fucking reallife

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

@theycallmecanada

canadian pronunciation

BROCCOLI

@theycallmecanada

Tag your oc that will lay down on the floor and reevaluate their life choices when they get stressed. 

 You know the one.

do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i know and i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!

the star wars movie NOBODY asked for

Yes! 😂

HOW THE FUCK DID ANY HUMAN MAKE THIS THIS IS AMAZINNG OMG

WHEN I REALIZED WHAT THIS WAS OMG

I FIGURED IT HALFWAY THROUGH HOLY FUCK

*WILD APPLAUSE*

You mean the Star Wars movie EVERYBODY is asking for.

this messed me up

@sewingfrommagic lOOK AT THIS

may the 4th be with you!