straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

Why is Tumblr’s LGBT community full of fucking overgrown toddlers who think being gay is a high school clique?

Racist troll learns about consequences: a tale in four screen grabs.

Nothing makes me happier than racists crying about their “ruined futures.”

Sophina DeJesus ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hits the Quan, Dab and Whip in Likely Greatest Floor Routine of All Time

Sophina is a Temecula, California native and she scored a 9.925 out of 10.000.

I swear black people will make anything lit

WE LOVE BEAUTIFUL BIG GIRLS IN LATEX

FUCK IT UP SISTERS

SHAKE THAT ASS BEY

jay: *comes onto the stage*

me: 

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

Shoot your money all over my face

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

I need money so why not? Let’s try 😋

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

BLACK HISTORY MONTH PART 2 THE REUP THE ELECTRIC BUGALOO EXTENDED INTO JULY THANKS TO BEYCHELLA THANKS-NIGGA ASSEMBLY

Coachella: So what songs will you be doing?

Beyonce: All of them

Coachella: Lol but really what songs are you gonna do?

Beyonce:

i love being a black woman

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

literally me