Imagination and Inspiration

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

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i feel targeted

STOP ATTACKING ME LIKE THIS 

I’m an oh ok kinda gal. If I say that u know I’m a sadbaby

pictures that make you go he he he thats a little boy

he he he thats a little boy

From @raleighkittens: “Ferris was one of my best cuddlers ever! 😻🧡” #catsofinstagram

[source: https://instagr.am/p/CD_gBs2gUKZ/ ]

It’s not just 11 years. An elephant never forgets.

Ha ha seriously tho.

I needed to hear this right now. <3

My new favorite post.

As someone who finished her undergrad at 40, I feel this later update. Take your time. Progress made at any speed is progress.

So I've done Katie in suits, Katie being sexy and Katie kissing women. It's time for Katie being cute AF

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“My little kitten is having the time of his life inside of this fishbowl“ 

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While it’s generally true that real siblings don’t routinely call each other “bro” or “sis”, as certain stripes of popular media would have us believe, there are occasions when siblings may refer to each other as “brother” or “sister” in full. Those occasions are when you want to fuck with people, and there’s a specific Voice you use when you do it. Anyone who has That Kind of sibling relationship can back me up here.

For those wondering what the Voice in question is, there are actually several recognised variants, including (but not limited to):

• The super sarcastic “Yes brother/sister,” which rivals “yes mum,” in it’s bitterness and mockery

Me when I want my brother to do a favor for me that I can easily do myself: “Dear brother? Best brother in the world? Dearest brother?” 

I refer to my one brother as “big brother” usually said in a slight singsong-y voice. Or sometimes “I love you big brother!” But I’ve never referred to my siblings as bro or sis.

The face of a man having an existential crisis on national television

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

This is how human anatomy should be taught

i made this for a powerpoint party but the rest of the world needs to see it

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This is like looking into the mouth of madness