Did you miss me?
for some reason i thought i had killed you, michael!!! there’s so many humans they all just blur together
Anonymous asked:
Are you still active?
not really i forget this blog exists for years at a time because vampire years are different than human years
Anonymous asked:
Carlisle is ugly. You're gorgous though, you deserve better than that
boy thems is fightin words
Mike Newton is back
What a lovely treat
Anonymous asked:
Have you ever seen Carlisle naked?
when he first arrived in volterra i convinced him communal bathing was part of vampire culture and that it was considered a sign of respect to bathe another vampire
Anonymous asked:
What was it like when Jane and the guard came back from Forks with memories of Carlisle?
erotic
Anonymous asked:
why do you even like Carlisle, he probably forgets that you even exist sometimes
have u seen the man
HEY HEY HEY
can u not
are you still breathing, or is this a completely neglected entity?
how many years have passed
Are you jealous of Esme? I mean, after all, her and Carlisle are almost at a century of happy wedded bliss, and he couldn't even stand 50 years with you?
he's being held hostage. i have to save him
Are you aware of Jane's weird obsession with you?
can't blame her
Jonas brothers or One Direction
my favorite direction is forwards
What happened after you and the guard left the Cullens in peace?
dry sobbing
are you still here
i am always watching
do you ever wish for the sweet release of death because I sure as hell don't lmao losers
I'm going to Volterra this summer!!
why don't you stop by and visit ;)
