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“You need a name.” I covered the receiver for a moment. “We need a team name.” “Hunters,” Raphael said. “Valiant Knights of the Fur,” Dali said. “Justice Group,” Jim said. “Since Justice League is taken.” “Fools.” Doolittle shook his head. “FOOLS,” I said into the receiver.
- MAGIC STRIKES by ilona andrews.
He said he’d met a girl with stardust on her robe, and when he looked into her eyes, he saw the universe looking back.
THE INNKEEPER CHRONICLES by Ilona Andrews ★★★★½
MISS SCARLET & THE DUKE | S2E3: Today, Ivy chooses violence.
#actual dialog from this scene.
me: i watched emily in paris for the plot
the plot:
emily in paris is trash but i’m a raccoon so..
CAITLYN in ARCANE Episode 2, Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved
Arcane gave us a Yordle hooker.
Well I guess some like them Short Stacks
“So that’s the secret,” the Beast Lord said. I froze with the spoon halfway to my mouth. That was it. He had figured out what I was and now he was playing with me. “You okay?” he asked. “Gone a bit pale there.” In a moment he would drop the charade and rip me to pieces. If I was lucky. “Secret to what?” “Secret to shutting you up,” he said. “I just have to beat you till you’re half-dead, then give you chicken soup and”—he raised his hands—“blessed silence.”
It’s just me and the city. No help is coming. But I’m the In-Shinar and I won’t bow to a dragon. I will fight for humanity, even if nobody stands with me.
MAGIC TRIUMPHS by Ilona Andrews (Kate Daniels, #10) ★★★★★
House Rogan - Prime Telekinetic Connor Rogan
"He inspired fear. They gave him scary names. The Butcher of Merida. The Scourge of Mexico. Huracan. As if he weren’t a man but some terrifying legend come to life."
massively underrated xie lian moment
MOULIN ROUGE! (2001) dir. Baz Luhrmann
gay dudes back in 1835 writing letters like i await your penis eagerly
me at work: im evil
1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now
next day at work: evil again
