PETA is unintentionally creating surrealist humor on a level i can only dream of

she went off

President of slovakia showing up in her corona drip...... impeccable

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

Kamilah: *wakes up in the afterlife*

Literally everyone: oh wow, aren’t you Tahani’s sister???

screaming

hmmm

im really about to act up.

These two replies are buried in there and need to face the public

Can someone tell me her name? I’ve been seeing her in a lot of stuff and I really love her so far 💕

That’s Billie Lourde, Carrie Fisher’s daughter, in American Horror Story (the 80s one)

say it with me kiddos: Miles Morales already has a great dad. He didn’t need Peter B. as a father figure - Peter B. needed Miles as a son figure

Miles’ dad is such a great dad that Miles is able to train people who need dad practice.

lil nas x is out there living his best life. first he was a funky cowboy. then he was some kind of futuristic cyberpunk superhero. now he's a latex wearing vampire from the matrix and i couldn't be happier for him. what an icon.

hmmm

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.