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the day that jake got an instagram was the day that changed my life.
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Rendition (2007) dir. Gavin Hood
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Enemy (2013) dir. Denis Villeneuve
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You need a partner.
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Jake Gyllenhaal heading to a gym on October 26, 2018 in New York City
have you seen one? a better boy?
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✧ BROOKLYN NINE - NINE SENTENCE PROMPTS !
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
- ❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞
- ❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞
- ❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞
- ❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞
- ❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞
- ❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞
- ❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞
- ❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞
- ❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞
- ❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞
- ❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞
- ❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞
- ❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞
- ❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞
- ❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck. ❞
- ❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick! ❞
- ❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞
- ❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞
- ❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞
- ❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞
- ❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞
- ❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞
- ❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞
- ❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞
- ❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞
- ❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞
- ❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞
- ❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞
- ❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞
- ❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞
- ❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞
- ❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞
- ❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞
- ❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞
- ❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞
- ❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞
- ❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞
- ❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞
- ❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞
- ❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞
- ❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞
- ❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞
- ❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞
- ❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞
- ❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞
- ❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞
- ❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞
- ❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞
- ❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞
- ❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞
- ❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞
- ❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞
- ❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞
- ❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞
- ❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞
- ❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞
- ❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞
- ❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞
- ❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞
- ❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞
- ❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞
- ❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞
- ❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞
- ❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞
- ❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞
- ❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞
- ❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?! ❞
- ❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞
- ❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞
- ❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞
- ❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞
- ❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞
- ❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞
- ❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞
- ❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞
- ❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞
- ❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞
- ❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞
- ❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞
- ❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞
- ❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞
- ❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞
- ❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞
- ❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞
- ❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞
- ❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞
- ❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞
- ❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞
- ❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞
- ❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞
- ❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead. ❞
- ❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad. ❞
- ❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞
- ❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞
- ❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞
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Jake and Carey Mullingan on The Today Show
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Jake Gyllenhaal speaks onstage at The New York Times ‘Wildlife’ ScreenTimes Panel Discussion on October 15, 2018 in New York City.
peter watches atlantis and treasure planet when he’s sick
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LORDE SENTENCE PROMPTS
i. lyrics taken from various songs by lorde. adjust as necessary.
- ❝ but what will we do when we’re sober? ❞
- ❝ we didn’t come from money. ❞
- ❝ we don’t care, we aren’t caught up in your love affair. ❞
- ❝ i’m in a clique but i want out. ❞
- ❝ there’s nothing more i want, except to be alone . ❞
- ❝ i breathed so deep i thought i’d drown. ❞
- ❝ but i know they’ll never own me. ❞
- ❝ it drives you crazy getting old. ❞
- ❝ we might be hollow, but we’re brave. ❞
- ❝ glory and gore go hand-in-hand. ❞
- ❝ only bad people live to see their likeness set in stone. ❞
- ❝ i guess you’re lucky that it’s dark now. ❞
- ❝ the people are talking. people are talking. ❞
- ❝ what the fuck are perfect places anyway? ❞
- ❝ i know about what you did and i wanna scream the truth. ❞
- ❝ i’ll come get my things, but i can’t let go. ❞
- ❝ can we keep up with the ruse? ❞
- ❝ our rules, our dreams, we’re blind. ❞
- ❝ can you hear the violence? ❞
- ❝ just move in close to me, closer. ❞
- ❝ you’re a little much for me. ❞
- ❝ sorry i was never good like you. ❞
- ❝ the truth is i am a toy that people enjoy. ❞
- ❝ you’re not what you thought you were. ❞
- ❝ in my head i do everything right. ❞
- ❝ it’s just another graceless night. ❞
- ❝ please could you be tender, and i will sit close to you. ❞
- ❝ bet you wanna rip my heart out. ❞
- ❝ i’m gonna mess your life up. ❞
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“ What have you been doing today? ” Jake Gyllenhaal Explores ASMR for W Magazine
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a dying kiss
( There isn’t blood ) he doesn’t see blood, and she’s breathing. She’s scared but it’s okay, he tells her. They usually say you shouldn’t start moving until you know what the problem is. He doesn’t see blood, she’ll be fine. But there’s this thing sticking out of her side and he can’t bring himself to touch it. He just tells her to stay still.
❛ What’s up? ❜ he means what’s wrong, and even that isn’t the right question. ❛ Mary Jane? Hey, baby... ❜ He looks at her and she’s someone else. Someone who should have never been in this position; she was put in this position. Her face should be wet with rain or sweat or his tears but it’s dry and warm and it’s not raining, and it’s not dark because the sun is shining and they’re shaded by their building. Yes, they’re outside their apartment steps and stairs away from safe. She was almost safe.
The street noise is noiseless, the only sound is babe, baby, and wait Peter and there’s no blood and I can fix it and so much breathing. She’s breathing. She tells him something like an instruction, and whether it’s what she asked or not he leans down hand holding up the back of her head, and he misses her lips slightly, kissing the corner of her mouth. He tells her how beautiful she is and she tells him that its the lighting, and he asks her what she wants for dinner and she coughs ( it’s laughter ). He touches her side where the thing protrudes and it’s wet and red, and then it starts to rain.
Waking up from this dream doesn’t jolt him anymore. It’s the same dream with slight differences that he can’t seem to memorize and change at will yet. It still makes his heart pound and the base of his back sweat, and it sends a sharp cold through his scalp that sets the hairs on his arms straight. The routine kicks back in, rolling onto his side with his eyes closed, opening them when he’s sure she’ll be there to greet him. He wraps his arm around her tucking his fingers between her ribs and the mattress and breathes out when she makes a sleeping sound of acknowledgment in the apartment, safe.
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break up sentence starters.
“ are we breaking up? ” “ so, you’re breaking up with me? ” “ that’s it then? you’re just going to leave me? ” “ i’m not going to break up with you. ” “ i’m breaking up with you. ” “ i’m going through a break up, leave me alone. ” “ i can’t believe we really broke up. ” “ i’m going to leave him/her, before he/she leaves me. ” “ this is the best break up song ever. ” “ got any good break up songs? ” “ i just got dumped. ” “ did you dump him/her yet? ” “ we are never getting back together. ” “ i’m crying because i got dumped. ” “ i can’t believe he/she dumped me. ” “ i don’t want to break up with you. ” “ do we have to break up though? ” “ i broke up with him/her over text. ” “ how do you break up with someone without hurting them. ” “ we need to talk. ” “ i don’t think this is working out. ” “ look, i don’t think i can do this. ” “ i’m sorry but i just can’t do this anymore. ” “ you’re leaving me? why? ” “ i don’t want to be with you anymore. ” “ don’t you still want to be together? ” “ no, you don’t mean that. ” “ is there someone else? ” “ i miss him/her so much. ” “ please, don’t do this. ” “ we can work through this, we can fix this. ” “ i gotta go, i can’t be here right now. ” “ i don’t want this, i don’t want us. ” “ i’ve moved on, suggest you try doing the same. ” “ i’m sorry that i hurt you. ” “ this is the worse break up ever. ” “ how long does it take to get over someone? ” “ i hate this feeling so much. ” “ are you really going to try and leave me now? ” “ you’re not allowed to break up with me. ” “ no, we’re not breaking up. ” “ we’re still together, we’re just on a break. ” “ i think we need to take a break. ” “ what’s that mean? take a break? ” “ did they really split? your parents? ” “ i want you to go and never come back. ”