[HAIKYUU BOYS + RANKED HEIGHTS]
if you saw me post one before no you didn’t, i didn’t math right so here are the final, correct heights
→ ranked from tallest to shortest by centimeters, those with post-timeskip heights are ranked using those, height in feet are rounded to the nearest inch
*based on Atsumu’s
When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)
The damning mew of utter betrayal.
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
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Photo via Lee Henstock
THE WITCHER (2019– ) I SHREK (2001)
cinematic parallels
flower bed path borders
i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit
there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!
HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!
They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.
WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!
THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.
And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”
This post was written by Roy Mustang
Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”
The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”
And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”
Savage
Nooo!!! This is so onbrand for the types of things kids do but it never stops being funny
Is this how you get a cat? I’ve been doing it wrong for years!
got a request to remake @bramblescrossing spring stone path from new leaf, so i gave it my best shot!
as with the original there’s 10 pieces so you can make some interesting and flowing shapes!
i might try the tan version too if enough people like it - as always, credit to the original new leaf creator @bramblescrossing !!! ♥️♥️
In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed
Everyone Say hello to the Hollower! This Class was a commission I did for @arcane-ethereality, based on some early musings about an umbramancer or shadow-magic fighter. The Idea evolved a lot from it’s original roots, and is heavily based on the idea of great power at great cost. Be wary, as this class is still experimental. It is designed to balance using levels of debilitating madness rather than through the traditional mechanical limits. It has potential to be vastly overpowered, or dangerously unplayable as those madness effects stack. If you are Interested in Play-testing the Hollower, shoot me a Message with the following Info, and I’ll send you the PDF: Player or DM? How long have you been Playing? Are you using the Class as a PC or NPC? What Level will you be starting at? When will you Start Playing? How long do you expect to be playing?
For all you CowChop fans that would like to (re)watch classics with James and Aleks, I went through old Creatures classics and I made a whole list of nostalgic videos. I only intend to have this be the only list I provide but who knows, there *might* be a second part to this list but for now we have this! Some of these link to a series (like Supercast or Road to E3). Some of these videos do however include when The Creatures operated in the office so they do contain people like Joe, Aron and Dex! (Also I highly recommend also lisening to Creature Talk if podcasts are your thing)
Farewell Cow Chop (starts at 0:40)
