GIRLS WITH IRON DEFICIENCY MAKE SOME NOI- *falls asleep due to fatigue*

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

my gf needed to cross monopoly off of her 2018 bucket list so i got her the fortnite version for christmas

TRANSLATION:

“Iida (her bff) just sent me a picture of this saying that she wants to kill everyone and now she’ll want to kill me too oh no!!”

ok but,,,, knowing tony he’s gonna have his dehydrated and starving ass hauled all the way back to earth and will immediately start working again even though he’s like,,,,an inch from death

tony: glad to see all of us here again. fantastic! what are the minutes from our last meeting? ah yes, half of us disintegrated into thin air because of the mean man from space. tragic. anyway, did i miss anyone’s birthday?

steve: tony are you feeling ok

tony: i’m completely fine how are you doing blurry image #5?

目付き(metsuki), noun:

look; expression of the eyes; eyes

accurate

The true tragedy of the debate over whether tyrannosauruses had lips is that even if they did, anatomic comparison with modern saurischians suggests they would have lacked the fine breath control necessary to play the saxophone.

can you guess which one of us hates selfies?🐱💙

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

shit memory who dis

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

mood

it haunts me everyday that people pass me in the street and assume im straight

Because most people don’t give a fuck. You’re not straight. What do you want? A medal?

I mean, if you’re offering?