Hey guys so I'm at a sleepover and I'm an early bird so I photoshopped Dolly Parton holding the Holy Moonlight Sword to pass some time

Why are Lesbians like this ? .Do they take pleasure in attacking everything sacred ? .Or just love sexualizing those that take vows of Chastity ? .

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

Seems a bit unfair to single out the funny ladies making a joke on tiktok for sexualizing nuns when porn and the spirit halloween store exist. 

Omg you killed him

Hey what happens if a warlock’s patron dies?

I imagine pact being a two-way soul link. Warlock dies, patron gets a soul that was well fed with magic. Patron dies? Their soul is split into pieces and absorbed by each of the warlocks… that would be interesting story. Group of warlocks wants to put the soul back together and revive their patron. Others want to absorb rest of soul pieces and usurp full patron’s power for themselves

Disaster casters meet and join forces to resurrect their magic dad. Found family trope included

You know what, that’s much better story

so… they would be sorcerers, right?

That is a FASCINATING take.

A sorcerer who got their powers from a deal with a powerful being, who was subsequently slain….

Definitely wild magic

What if, since they no longer have a patron to channel from, their body has taken in more magic than they can handle. It’s slowly killing them, and the clock is ticking on getting that magic either taken out, or under control.

shocked and betrayed.

Sound ON

@thedeadmemereturns

Audio: the mario kart start music

ID: a cat lying on its stomach. the hand taps its fingers in time to the four start sounds, then starts vigorously rubbing the cat’s belly when the music starts, much to the cat’s surprise and disgust

We stan

I love all the possible implications from: “Mama is trans and wasn’t out back then”, “Mama successfully committed feminist voter fraud”, to “Mama just fucking voted and the people running her local ballot box knew what was fucking good for them and stayed out of her way”. 

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I’ve contemplated making this video for a very long time. And here I am.

Apparently I was intoxicated one night and decided to do some online shopping. And something came in the mail.

By no means am I perfect. Nor do I make safe and sound adult decisions.

But this is by far one of the most pointless things I have ever spent my money on!

What do you get when you cross a ghost with a bee?

A BOO-BEE!

But if you know me, and you are one of my friends, then you know I am the queen of making adult decisions so I bought FUCKING TWO! So that I could have my face in between two. Boo-bees. FUCK.

Do I have any regrets? No. Do I love them?  Yes.

WILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LESBIAN FRIENDS GET ONE FOR CHRISTMAS? YES!

I wish i had lesbian friends just so i can duplicate this punny gift at Christmas.

it’s always “this doll is haunted and is ominously shattering the china” and never “how can I provide adequate enrichment for my haunted doll so she doesn’t destroy stuff out of boredom”

responsible haunted doll ownership means aknowledging your doll’s need for interaction and play time! make sure to give her plenty of stuff to look at with her rolling eyes and shatter-proof things to knock over.

remember that knocking picture frames off walls, inverting crosses, and leaving long and disturbing claw marks in your wallpaper is natural haunted doll behaviour and should be managed in a way which is healthy for both you and your doll!

Your Doll’s Not Evil, She’s Just Bored

i want din to take grogu to meet every jedi that's left in the galaxy but every time they reject him for increasingly ridiculous reasons like "he's too young", "he's too old", "idk man his species is weird", "i already have a demon force sensitive child to train" and it's just because grogu told them telepathically that din is his dad and if they make him leave him he Will fall to the dark side and that's a threat

PERFECT

@machamp your tags are perfect

HE IS HERE

*starts betting pool*

It’s 2020. I predict it comes to life and goes on a rampage

Ohhhh ho ho babbyyyy

barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

WHAT

it’s real😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay the link is kinda busted so here (hopefully) is a better one:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAn0QpwDUCtIa_EkTetZoaA

ISLAND PRINCESS

@consciously-corvidic

Oh

My

God

The craziest thing about this is that these videos are somehow not marked as “for kids” So they actually have a comment section! So cool

first 2 got murdered by youtube i believe but heres a new one ! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLulDO5VOLOokuWR_se5OAjGSZvkHQPuiz

came out just a couple days ago i believe (today is Jul 13 2020 and most recent upload was 3 days ago)

Fuck it, never watched them as a kid bc I was “too tomboy for that girly shit” but I sure as hell am gonna watch them now 

@mechamastermind