let the flames begin;

"Glinda, come with me, think of what we could do, together.." ".. With you and I defying gravity.." I always come back from the dead to post sapphics and then disappear again into the abyss

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

sometimes regaining an old hyperfixation feels like being hit in the back of the head by a football

like this

before the tower of babel there was only one slur: the human slur

It's him, the One Slur

Image id: a picture of the onceler. End id.

I forgot DW was an ardvark and I though she was just getting roasted

Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

March 2015: Prime Minister Tony Abbott surprises onlookers by picking up a raw onion and taking a bite out of it, skin and all, during a press conference in Tasmania

A horrified onlooking farmer later explained to the PM that the offer to try his produce “wasn’t meant as a dare”.

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I can't believe it's already been 8.5 years since Tony ate an onion like an alien

My cat when he is alone at home ♡

Hey kids here's a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don't make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You're gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don't do that to yourself. Seriously.

I'm glad the notes on this post have turned around from people going "I am the exception I love music I will never die" but some of you have made some truly unhinged choices about what to set your alarm. Why was it the Seinfeld theme in the first place.

Your experiences are not universal but I wish they were. You're adorable. I want your life.

everything should cost one dollar, ten dollars, or one hundred dollars. a drinky drink is one dollar. a t shirt is ten dollars. rent is one hundred. i might be convinced to allow one thousand dollars for some very big purchases like a house. i get it, you're running a business. i'm not unreasonable.

starbucks secret menu item

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

You can't share this and not show the final result because lmfao

Punch Sibling (1x/long rest).

final projects time in ceramics and ppl are like "i'm making a teapot" "i'm making a cute mushroom pitcher" and my ass is over here like "what if i make a big ass hamster cookie jar where u have to put your hand down its throat"

*(yes, that is Nutella and not butter. I took this picture from an Australian site so 🤷)

Never forget the time the Chaser Interns fooled Rupert Murdoch's newspapers into reporting that Fairy Bread had been cancelled