dam! plang ton got turned into a pang cake!

i fucking hate fruit flies literally get out of my face im not a fruit

wait.

Sorry for bleeding everywhere Its because Im gods specialest boy

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

When Morbius from Morbius (2022) turns to the camera and says "It's time to get Morbin'" that's when I realized western culture actually has a chance.

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

Please tell me this is our timeline

Just ate a whole chipotle burrito in bed. No plate. Stuffed so fucking full the burritista couldn’t get the tortilla around the bitch. Ate the whole thing down to the last bite. Didn’t spill a bean, not even a drop of sour cream hit my sheets. And girls wanna ask me about MY head game? 🙄

Ladies i know you see this theres no need to be shy

Sasuke is real. He has to be

A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!

ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho

I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox

It’s that time of year again

i wish hot men were real and not a thing anime invented to sell dakimakuras

where is my manic pixie dream boy

he's here (:

Thank fuck I honestly have no idea what this is

you will

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

i became more evil if you’re curious

i don’t have a brain actually. my head is just filled with lots and lots of dried flowers

actually wait rb this w/ what u have inside your head instead of a brain. the people want to know!

Good Night 2 all My Horse Girls. Gays. Bimbos. Bisexuals. Manic depwessives. Maxxinistas. Drug addicts. Jocks. Stem gals. Piss fetishists & last but not least..... sluts xoxoxo

thinking about this dynamic

cannot stress how badly i needed all of these images together on a post

i have connections within the kin community that can cancel your blog in seconds